Dawson Haugen

[Matt @MattMylleville]

Oh your drug dealing boyfriend cheated on you wow didn’t see that coming

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

You just can’t beat that value.

[Dawson Haugen @DawsonHaug]

When texting I’m going to start saying “potassium” instead of “K” seems a little less aggravating

[Dawson Haugen @DawsonHaug]

I’m gonna build a snowman around a fire hydrant and wait for karma unleash⛄️🚙💨

[andrew @TheWarOnProtein]

I haven't had sex in over 3 months you have no idea how dangerously close I am to buying a big truck

[Dawson Haugen @DawsonHaug]

Yup, I’ve had about enough of that shower curtain latching onto my leg shit

[Dawson Haugen @DawsonHaug]

Yes, riding my ass in traffic will definitely make the car in front of me go faster.

[CORN NUTS @CornNuts]

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[jordyn @Jordyn_jordyn_]

why does building a vehicle have to cost so much ??? why does travelling have to cost so much ?? why is life so hard ???

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Get your shit together Kyle

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

Proofreading is important.