Today in 1987, Fred McGriff eats a pound of Alpo, prevents a child from being abducted by a pervert, and takes a shit in his neighbor's yard - hang on, being told that was McGruff.
@wittelstephanie @HSPVA Loved your brother's writing and his performances. Hilarious. I also loved his name. Recently had a son, and named him Harris Michael, so I am definitely buying a shirt.