Dawson Ryder

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

They steal cars of German health ministers in Alicante, Spain. Plus, it's a really nice area. If you get a chance: go! (and buy a car)

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

But, well, it's a lot nicer to muse about reflections of the sun in opposite office buildings' windowpanes than steaming boxes in the street

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

Ever since the sun came back to Berlin, it has been blocking sight of the brunette and her colleagues. All I see is reflections of buildings

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

There's a little black-n-white dog in the brunette's office. It looks almost like a tiny cow. Now it's gone. Instead, there's a business guy

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

Somebody seems to have put a note onto the steaming box (it's steaming again). A guy just showed it to his girl. She smiled

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

I start right now.

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

I have the strange feeling I'm actually going to get a good deal of work done these days

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

Today Prenzlauer Allee in the morning sun looked like Disneyland. It had snowed last night, everything was white and shiny and glistening

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

It's amazing how many attractive young women still walk the street smoking a cigarette.

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

The blonde is having a Coke. The brunette is on the phone again. There's an ambulance passing by down on the street

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

Especially when he chews his fuckin gum like a berserk all day long - and happens to work in the same room sitting right opposite to you

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

You know that phenomenon? You're a peaceful, well-balanced guy, but there's someone that just makes you scream and dream of bloody murder

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

The brunette is back. Hooray. Oh yeah, and the junction box on the street stopped steaming, too. After all the bitch WAS actually in there

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

couldn't stand that noise any longer and shut my office door. am probably considered anti-social now, but who gives a fuck

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

I'm seriously considering locking her into that box which has been steaming now for 24 hours

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

our receptionist keeps laughing hysterically in the hallway outside my office. as usual she's desperate for any attention she can get

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

...or maybe she's inside the steaming box doing things that make boxes steam.

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

what's up with the brunette? maybe she's sick, maybe on a holiday, maybe on a business trip, maybe in a superlong meeting, maybe dead

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

who the hell drives around with brandnew silver convertibles in Berlin in January anyway?

[Dawson Ryder @dawsonryder]

there's a brandnew silver convertible parked next to the steaming box. i wonder if the motherfucker knows what's going on next to his car