Dawson Warman

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Finally. The key to becoming a billionaire CEO. Organizing your apps like a complete psychopath.

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

We just can’t catch a FUCKING break

[Jake Allen @34jallen]

All fellow New Brunswickers please support Elsipogtog First Nation in getting their arena back as they advanced to the final 4 in #KraftHockeyville Voting begins April 9th at 9am. @hockeyville @HockeyNB @CBCNB

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Whit moving like Bernie https://t.co/PRMCxwQjoi

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

don’t know what’s worse the giveaway right to the slot or the most outrageous decision in NHL history to pass that puck

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

.@SpittinChiclets Story Time: So about that time that @commie22 got jumped in Russia... @pinkwhitney

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Guys at cookouts

[Mike Commodore @commie22]

Folks....it’s official... I am #InOne

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Burn it to the ground

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Sergei Kostitsyn is such a gangster this dude says fuck this shit and changes on the backcheck during a 2 on 1 in the 3rd period. One of my favorite plays ever.

[g 7\ @Excaliburoxide]

*corona virus enters my body*

The 4 Flintstone gummies I ate in 2005:

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

@stoolpresidente What a difference a month makes. #Penn

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

How all the Canadians who live in America are showing up to work tomorrow https://t.co/Xv4hAcETTz

[Joe Mason @_JoeyMason]

do people realize how big of a deal this is

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

What a full blown meltdown by Russia. Like Jesus Christ. Great comeback by Canada. Barrett Hayton is a fuckin rockstar. Canada never gives up in this tournament shit it’s pretty crazy

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

I couldn’t bend my knees today after trying your oil driller move last night. Two bad ACL’s. Lay off me.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

No offense to Alex lafrenny, but that’s just atrocious defense by number 3. That kid should sit the rest of the game and I’m not joking. I can’t stop watching how bad he played that.

[JetsNation @NHLJetsNation]

Patrik Laine. Mr. Humble. 😅

(@snseanreynolds is getting the all-time great interviews today!

[Sonk Daddies @sonkdaddies]

“I think one of my best tweets I’ve ever sent, I’m gonna have everyone go back and look. January 14th 2016. You wanna see the dumbest play off all time? Check out Chris Kreider in this video that I tweeted out.” - @ryanwhitney6