Bocephus

TAMU ‘22 | FC ‘19 Camp Plunkett 🌶 FC ‘20 Camp Longo 🦖 | SAIL ‘22

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

If you remember these you are entitled to a veteran discount

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

@TAMUBookstore how many times will i need to unsubscribe from your promo emails before i actually stop receiving them?

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

@freyajmanuel Something similar happened to me a couple semesters ago. Reach out to the Dean of the department and give them all the information and include that your professor is ignoring you. Hope this helps!

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

pov: you work in a factory making the “skincare routine” 14 year old Emily just bought off a tik tok ad

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

when your squad just landed and someone says “hey who wants to get a UAV?”

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

@m_goodfellow21 watching us play die in the back yard from the window in his room while he has covid

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

@edith_puthie me trying to find that second C

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

can’t wait to see who alabama is gonna play in the natty!

[Grant Gilbert @GGilbertMusic]

The comments on this make my blood boil. Rest In Peace, Cowboy.

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

fierke as soon as they said we wouldn’t get pass fail

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

@TAMU gives us P/F for half a semester of online, but when we have an ENTIRE SEMESTER online with little to no adaptations to ensure the same learning experience (not to mention no tuition adjustment) best they can do is let us drop classes. Kinda wild! #peacelovefacultysenate

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

imagine wishing that someone could never hold a job or support themselves bc they have different political views than you. must be awful to hold that kind of hate in your heart.

[unprofessional hockey scout @OVECHKlN]

but she caught me on the counter
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
saw me banging on the sofa
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
i even had her in the shower
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

driving anywhere on university, wellborn, texas, george bush, or harvey mitchell during the hours of 5-8 p.m. should be considered an extreme sport

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

*D1 athlete at the NFL combine running his 40 yard dash*
Coach: wow that was fast! what was the time?
me panicking because i forgot my stopwatch at home: 4 mississippi

[TexAgs @TexAgs]

BEAT. THE. HELL. OUTTA. VANDY. 😤
#GigEm

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

if you don’t wait in line for a turn lane and you just drive all the way to the front and cut in front of someone.... you can just go straight to hell

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

some guy gave this girl on bumble a fake number that happened to be mine. your loss decker, she’s mine now

[Bocephus @dawsratt]

if i was president with a young kid, i’d use it against them when they act up. i’d be like “hey listen to your mother or i’ll sign an executive order making it illegal for kids to eat ice cream” little idiot would probably believe me lol