Jadzia Dax

Your one stop shop for hard femme shenanigans. LOOSE parody, so don’t come at me all mad with your space facts, or I will— ignore you and feel weird for a bit.

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

Worf and the children are imprinting their cranial ridges on my body with carefully measured time, pressure, and blunt force.

We need to get outside.

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[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

@ensign_amens Ooh, I’ve read about this! I’ll make a wish!

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

@ensign_amens Oo! Oo! A “hot toddy” from the archives please ☺️

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

@ensign_amens I’ve always wanted to try this ancient Terran recipe… Historical file 4418/2B, “Flaming Cheetos”

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

I want an entire adult humanoid to paw and knead me like a cat

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

@WhatAHeartache Curry sauce

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

@TheCallYA I’ll watchparty with you anytime, brother

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

@NewbSombrero Randy

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

https://t.co/W9A6WiBXO3

[rez princess @chakenbake]

Happy Native American Heritage Month this is a reminder that Native people are not extinct! We are people recovering from genocide and are still fighting for recognition, rights, our lands, and for the well-being of Earth. Do not talk about us as past people. We are still here

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

No, I will not come home early from my trip to Risa.

Worf, it’s not my fault you didn’t understand what I meant by “thot experiment.”

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

@AlasdairStuart You can keep whole spices in it and smell like apple pie

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

@AlasdairStuart Apple cider vinegar

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

No one: …
Me, up late, can’t sleep: …
Absolutely no one: …
Me: I wonder if Worf could put it in the symbiont pouch

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

@nameshiv *handed baby in China* “Aww, what a sweet… wait, where’s their… diaper?”
*gestures to slit in baby’s pants*
…
…
“So… Everywhere? Everywhere is their diaper?”

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

@kuangrf Everything by Amy Tan forever

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

@kuangrf Ozeki’s Tale for the Time Being is stellar in this vein

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

@MaryRobinette - Work clothes made for men with a belly
- Functional Aprons
- Suspenders are your friend (see: Joel Salatin)
- Tailoring is always worth it
- Short dresses as shirts (I like solid-color cotton “night dresses”)

Fuck the Pink Tax.

[Deep Space Fine @thisismewhatevs]

We have 20 binders available THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH 😭💖💓🖖🏻🖖🏻💖💖🖖🏻💓💓

[Jadzia Dax @daxinslacks]

@captain_afab Spousebot gets mad every time he shows me an image/video/meme tweet and I read the caption first. Apparently that’s “wrong”?