Dax Masterson

Hokie Alum, Avid Coin Collector, Prosciutto Enjoyer

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

In Spain with my girl, she caught me checking out a Spanish ass. However, I’m not in the doghouse right now. Who’s got it better than me ? #butt

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

If I could just get a tin of 6mg black cherry I’d be good here for a couple days #zyn #paris

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

Delta egg and cheese calzone. #notbad

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

Sleeping in bed with my girl, farted and she reacted so fast I was like how tf? Then I realized her fan on her desk is aimed right at us and gave me an assist like Dwade to Bron. #snipe

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

Just clogged a McDonald’s bathroom on the Jersey Shore, starting #MDW hot

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

@theliohumphrey Lionel, you’re a queer. I’m fed up with getting a text every Tuesday morning that your back hurts from swinging a softball bat 4 times.

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

Aim small miss small #tit

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

@shedurrrr No ifs ands or buts, this is what u lay up against to jerk in ur bed

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

If you don’t like canned tuna grow up

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

Legs were a little ashy so I moisturized after my shower. Is that valid or nah? #moisturizer

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

Paying homage to Jimmy tonight. #margaritaville

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

@miguelandujar23 What were u expecting out of a PCB trip

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

Best soda in the game. Any ball knowers?

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

Just a white boy doin his thing #bang

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

Tariff this tariff that, our country has cool shit like instrument shaped casinos and Canada has maple syrup. #lank

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

@rod8665 Fuckin A right Squidly I love this vibe

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

Gearing up for spring break, early reports coming out of key west say Dax and company will speak to 0 women all week. #SpringBreak

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

@Tanker_1951 Lee, you’re a sick fuck for knowing Patriot League ball. I love it

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

Just listening to some of our own. #oneofus

[Dax Masterson @daxmasterson]

@daveymac824 Dave, 0-3 on these picks. Maybe take the year off with regards to gambling?