Dax Matlock

I just wanna make a muppets movie, man

[Elise Joshi @EliseJoshi]

The average young person feels very similar to how Chappell Roan does about the election so I would be very careful with how y'all decide to respond to her very valid perspective. Have a good day!

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

@potatogina Omg but you do

[bella ☁️🩷 @a90strend]

taylor swift heard people were eating cats & she stood tf up

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

@djtweets Now that’s what I call comedy👏🏻

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

@Blake_Allen13 Pretty beautiful moment, kinda excited to be American again

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

Sorry - can’t come to work today - had another Biden Brownout

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

Where is her iPhone footage?

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

I’ve never forgiven the DNC for this

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

So how do we get the next presidential debate to be just them mic’d up over the course of 18 holes

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

Is there a definitive Peter Pan film or are there just a gaggle of Peter Pen?

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

@potatogina Gina this dude is so boring

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

Why do we let fast food places put teenagers in the sun all day - and then make em stand out in a sketchy parking lot all night - just to take our orders?

Shouldn’t we be building more locations to serve lines formed from regional demand?

Isn’t this what AI should be used for?

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Bro did you seriously just drive the chevy to the levy

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

After La Chimera and Challengers, I want to see Josh O’Connor in everything

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

My dad has a lot of nerve putting me on a plane to Nashville on my 27th birthday

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

Our vice principal went on the morning announcements and compared the exploitation on this app to the holocaust - he cried - wild times

[Justin @JustThomp]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

i’m an amc stubs a-list member

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

@abbyjohnsun In retrospect - doing this one simple thing could’ve saved so much heartbreak

[Dax Matlock @daxtmatlock]

Hi it’s me consuming The Anthology