Dayna

I’m doing great

[Dayna @day_na13]

my worst fears have come true: i am tired today

[Henrik Karlsson @phokarlsson]

"It is rare for people to come into themselves if no one is excited and curious about their core, their potential."

[Dayna @day_na13]

had a man stop me on the street to ask if i was polish which means I will now be googling “are polish women hot?” once a week for approximately the rest of my entire life

[Dayna @day_na13]

making a podcast exploring what effect my inability to remember the definition of the word 'fascism' has on the future of american democracy

[Dayna @day_na13]

if ur waitress took ur order while screaming and clawing at her face (screams are largely inaudible but the gist is “please god make it stop i cant do this anymore”) what would you do? prob order a cheeseburger medium rare no tomato

[Dayna @day_na13]

a wife’s most important duty is rolling her eyes really hard while her husband orders dinner so the waitress doesn’t feel too sexually harassed

[Dayna @day_na13]

the sun finally pops up from behind the hills in boston. so bright you can’t even squint to the east. the whole airport erupts in applause. a standing ovation for the morning.

[sparkling water @spelligegrino]

cry for me Argentina but the truth is no one hurt you

[sparkling water @spelligegrino]

Don’t cry for me Argentina

[sparkling water @spelligegrino]

i arrived at this cafe near the train station an Argentinian fan and never again

[sparkling water @spelligegrino]

i May never tweet again but these refs were surely paid off

[sparkling water @spelligegrino]

messi captain of being felled by the wind

[sparkling water @spelligegrino]

argentina a team of fakers

[Dayna @day_na13]

@eemmaa46 @ghouliest_ FINALLY BLOCKED!!!! 🥳

[Dayna @day_na13]

@JakeSheridan_ long live jaguar head

[Dayna @day_na13]

@sarahhung_1 A beautiful, rare, unique community. God bless Avery 🇺🇸

[Dayna @day_na13]

@sarahhung_1 @DukeFEN 💗💗💗

[Dayna @day_na13]

all of our humor is rooted in social anxiety. your neighbor isn’t going to think anything about the fact that you sang loudly in your room. nobody has ever thought about you for even a second. we are mist in the morning.

[Dayna @day_na13]

@spelligegrino thx.

[Dayna @day_na13]

why do we have homecoming kings and queens??? the teachers want to know who the popular kids are so badly that they make us elect them each year??