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[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

25 is the last unserious age. Nothing is funny when you turn 26

[𝓜𝓪𝓻 @Marskull_]

450k is not enough, but 100k was enough for the housekeeper?

Unu hilarious enuh.��

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Let’s normalize taking our kids on a trip for their birthday instead of feeding people who don’t even ask about them.

[🏷️ @AntagoniZt_]

Once you stop taking pictures of yourself it’s a wrap 😂

[Zj Sparks 🇯🇲 🕉 Whatever We Imagine @Sparkiebaby]

Adam's apple stop gi out? Hardly see any men with it pronounced like one time

[Birungi bianca P @prossybianca]

I will never tell a man that he can't find someone better than me. Because there are women who even take loans for a man.

[𝒫𝓇𝑜𝒻𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒢𝐹 @formerwickdgyal]

“what do you bring to the table”

not one damn fcxk. matter of fact, get up make mi nyam da table yah.

[Cocobuttah🫶🏾🇯🇲🫶🏾 @cocobuttah_]

Bumbobloodclaat, unu rest mi dm wid unuh ugly hammerhead shark looking hood

[🤤BigCakez🍰 @bigcakezz91]

you squirt 1x a mf want you to perform that trick every time 🥴

[edwidge fancy cat @orlandohh_]

Bumboclaat a when a pay day???

[AWENI ONIBATA(your handmade footwear plug). @AweniOnibata]

Sometimes I wonder if the only thing I came to do in this world is to menstruate 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally hit your "this ain't worth my energy" era

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

I'm disgustingly self aware. There's literally nothing you can tell me that I haven't spent ample time reflecting on.

[ms chynn @chynnling]

Comin like Jamaica nah age

[OLUWAPELUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII @lumii_23]

Nobody uses Netflix less than the person that is actually paying for the subscription

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

I’m not ashamed to admit that while I’m grateful for having a job, I genuinely do not enjoy working.

[🇯🇲 That-Tiny-Thick-Chick @ThatThickChick]

Why are parents like this? 😩

[. @TyyTyra]

Lord help me to open my Bible more than I open these apps. 😩

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Adulting is so harddd. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next you’re convinced you’re not doing enough.