david

kansas

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[david @daybedstweets]

it’s a creedence clearwater revival kind of day at the gym

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[david @daybedstweets]

is there reese’s peanut butter cups either protein 🤔

[david @daybedstweets]

the oscar commercials are the new super bowl commercials. they’re 10x more entertaining

[snoopy posters @snoomfies]

Snoopy has arrived at the Oscars #oscars

[david @daybedstweets]

these gas prices are not it 😫😫

[david @daybedstweets]

i ran too hard today 😩

[david @daybedstweets]

what should i give up for lent

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

the bushes were people ????

[david @daybedstweets]

@pepsi I love pepsi

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jessica Alba appeared during Bad Bunny’s halftime show at the #SuperBowl

[˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @metgalacrave]

🥹 #SuperBowlLX

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Who America is rooting for in the #SuperBowl

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

unfortunately we can only deliver Puerto Rican food, not Puerto Rican moves so… good luck to some of y’all.

[david @daybedstweets]

gaga is latina now #SuperBowlLX

[david @daybedstweets]

it’s almost time for bad bunny 🐰 #SuperBowlLX

[david @daybedstweets]

just cackling to the carol burnett show on a saturday morning

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

9 IN A ROW.