Daycare Teacher

confessions of the eventful life of a daycare teacher.

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

By 11:15AM I had already written SIX accident reports. So that's a pretty good way to judge how my day is going. #WeNoBite #daycareprobs

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

Seriously debating teaching my kids Smelly Cat... Is that wrong 😹

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

Contemplating taking a nap when my kids are napping because I'm so exhausted.

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

At the end of the day, I love almost everything about my job. EXCEPT when I catch the stomach bug that half my kids have had. #daycareprobs

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

When someone says I have an easy job I just respond w/ "Well have you ever tried to get 10 3yr olds to go down for nap?" #Thatswhatithought

[whitney @brockwhitney]

everybody's like "yay Christmas break"..I'm over here like "I gotta work the 26th" 😩 @daycaretruths #daycareproblems

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

That moment when you're nearly in tears when you get your christmas bonus because you're so poor..because you're a daycare teacher.

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

#daycareprobs Dear Those Waking My Kids Up From Nap:

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

Forever sitting in chairs that are not meant for adults... #DayCareProbs #plzdontbreak

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

If I had a dollar for each time I've seen Pocahontas the past few weeks, I'd be so well off that I wouldn't need this job. #DayCareProbs

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

My kids are being so bad today I want to cry. #DayCareProblems

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

My kids watch Pocahontas white trying to fall asleep...so basically, I'm getting paid to watch Pocahontas. #daycareperks

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

So a THREE YEAR OLD girl in my class has on FRYE BOOTS. yes, FRYE BOOTS. And she's rubbing it in the other kids faces. #meangirlsinreallife

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

Thanks to my 3 year olds, I'm constantly singing/humming songs from Frozen. #daycareproblems #wishicouldLETITGO

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

You think you actually have the weekend off, but one of the kids from the daycares mom needs a sitter..#daycareproblems #dollamakemehollatho

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

@Sassy_Gem_ ahh you're right! I totally forgot!

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

Forever smelling like baby's butt, dirty diapers and hand sanitizer. #daycareproblems

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

Me when my kids are sleeping and my co-workers are being really loud in the hallway. #daycareproblems

[Daycare Teacher @daycaretruths]

Living on a daycare teacher salary like: