Charis Tshihamba

The token black woman in the writers room of your favorite future sitcom.

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If you need proof that God is good, just think about the fact that Julie Andrews and Raven sang a song together and it is on Spotify.

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Finally got around to watching Moxie! and it ended up being the most exciting game of Where’s Waldo? I kept spotting @LoMyring and yelling.

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I don’t want to do it myself so I’ll reach out to the twitter stans. Can someone please edit the carriage scene, but instead of Pitbull’s “Give Me Everything” being played by a string quartet, have “Give Me Everything” sung by the Barden Bellas from Pitch Perfect? #BRIDGERTON

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Never forget the most important celebrity billboard citing, me and my dad.

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10 pictures of celebrities standing in front of their own advertising:

1) miley cyrus in front of a hannah montana poster

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I’m so upset that The American Society of Magical Negroes was a box office flop. It is very adorable, so silly, extremely poignant, and so accurately illustrates how it feels to be a black person in America in a fantastical and palatable way.

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@druidDUDE @JennaUshkowitz Omg. Thank you for entertaining me biweekly.

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Now that it’s over… I was in the running for a karaoke contest judged by @druidDUDE & @JennaUshkowitz. Every day of the competition, I photoshopped myself into a pic of Kevin and Jenna. I’ll get over not being able to actually compete, but I need them to see these photoshops.

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I am unsurprised that the “girl movie” was consistently overlooked (even though it was unarguably the film that defined 2023). I am shocked, however, that a story about the atom bomb that barely addresses the victims is being celebrated while Palestine is being destroyed. #Oscars

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@hannah_bobana Literally this week.

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Ethan Slater dating Ariana Grande is the best Nickelodeon crossover event since The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour.

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I can’t stop thinking about this. #MetGala2023

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I need there to be an @nbcsnl sketch called “80 for Aidy”, where four 80 year old women finally make it to SNL after so many years of wanting to go, and Aidy Bryant makes a triumphant return for a cameo.

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Can twitter help me make this meme template from the voter guide a thing? #MidtermElections2022

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Just call me Charis “Can’t-See-Out-Of-Her-Glasses-Because-There-Is-Steak-Grease-On-Them” Tshihamba.

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Nobody:

Justin Baldoni: Men, forget your dog. Your best friend should be your wife. In my book, Boys Will Be Human, I talk about why women…

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Boycotting the season finale of High School Musical: The Musical: The Series because they have a BLACK Anna and Elsa. The sun couldn’t even get to Arendelle so biologically, they wouldn’t have the melanin. Also the Olaf is Mexican. UNREALISTIC. Snow is white! #LittleMermaid

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I’m shocked at the number of full grown adults who unashamedly open mouth cough in public like the last 2.5 years didn’t happen. How did “cover your mouth” get unlearned?

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Applying to grants for black writers is hard because all they want is stories that “authentically reflect the Black experience” and they don’t want stories “about annoying theatre kids being annoying theatre kids for annoying theatre kids to watch” (my favorite thing to write).

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Lawyer up @TimFederle. You’ve crossed me. #HSMTMTS

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If Seb isn’t Olaf in High School Musical: The Musical: The Series’ Frozen, I’m personally suing Tim Federle. @TimFederle don’t test me.

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Snapchat: Are you sure you want to abandon your Snapsterpiece?

The snapsterpiece in question: *a video attempting to see the blister on the roof of my mouth I got from eating a burning hot breakfast burrito on my 15 minute break from work*

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Why is no one talking about how Nope is a film adaptation of the song “The Purple People Eater”? Like the lyrics of the first verse and chorus are kind of the plot.