𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩

Smokers are liable to die young. Satire.

[𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩 @daydaythedream]

Tracee Ellis Ross = Self love.

Shannon sharpe= sad life

[RUBBABANDGRANT @RubbBandGrant]

56 fuckin 21 year old Only Fans broads sounds like a sad life to live.

[Ada Chief🌹 @Being_Adaa]

Since you care about friendship so much, why are you not friends with Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo 👀

[𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩 @daydaythedream]

You didn’t think before making your Netflix series 😏

[𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩 @daydaythedream]

You’re not in a relationship. You’re in a WWE cage match with her super ex and that’s why it feels like you’re never enough and she only remembers either the things you haven’t done or the “bad” things you did.

[𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩 @daydaythedream]

@nuenerlucky You dodged a missile

[🧚🏾‍♀️ @Ay_ooooo]

Randoms:

[𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩 @daydaythedream]

Speak for yourself

[X⛧ @Xandresrevenge]

🥀The penis’s natural reaction to a butt would have you questioning your sexuality

[𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩 @daydaythedream]

@hannahmuktar If you send me 100k now I no go juliata you

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

38 liters of fuel = N50,000

God will punish anybody supporting Tinubu

[La’Marshae 🎀 @sherrezlamarsha]

i don’t call twitter by its slave name

[𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩 @daydaythedream]

@blaq_en_belle It does have a smell 👃

[𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩 @daydaythedream]

It’s crazy but it’s true. I can smell it. You people usually have a certain scent when this happens.

[Àríkẹ́ @blaq_en_belle]

This guy claims he can physically smell when his partner has had sex with someone else.

Hmmm… I asked him how exactly that works, and he said he just knows.😂

[malagb @xianda137563]

还是那句话，女性喜欢能暴操自己的男人，那种被征服感和驯服感，才能给女性带来真正的高潮，她们才真正确定自己的男人是强者。任何尊重女性的人，都不会被女性尊重。因为女性慕强，而强者不会尊重弱者。你尊重女性，你就不是强者。

[𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩 @daydaythedream]

@Humanrights256 Could have been mine tho

[𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩 @daydaythedream]

@khadaf_og

[𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩 @daydaythedream]

There’s seasoning at home 🥵

[J ✘ @eilishegot]

She has the sex appeal of an unseasoned boiled chicken

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"Its crazy when I see someone has blocked me and I've never engaged them"

Na before I dey talk like that. I know better now

If you dey another person TL to defend tinubu, I go block you before you reach my own TL🙏

[𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩 @daydaythedream]

He won’t build world class hospitals for you to get treated but he will definitely pay $25k for your dead body to be transported home for burial.

[𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩 @daydaythedream]

Nothing concern you, your own na say make them call you to perform national anthem.

[Timi Dakolo @timidakolo]

Stop making enemies because of politics.

[𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖗 🪩 @daydaythedream]

Your gf performing mental gymnastics to convince you about her male bestie