John Peters

[John Peters @daydreambook]

#aledchat Q4: I would love to see a book club of junior writers try this out. https://t.co/Yn1BPq8Ibt #shamelesspromo

[The Mindfulness Meditation Institute @TrainingMindful]

"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change." ~ Wayne Dyer #you #look

[Toronto Police Operations @TPSOperations]

ARREST
Officer stopped for gas, intoxicated man got into police car thinking it was a cab, arrested on outstanding warrant ^cb

[John Peters @daydreambook]

#SwitchASongsPerspective owner of a lonely shark

[John Peters @daydreambook]

#BadReasonsToBreakUp they say they want to learn social media so they can make money

[John Peters @daydreambook]

#BadReasonsToBreakUp they want to have sex every day

[John Peters @daydreambook]

#BadReasonsToBreakUp they have an iPhone and don't know how to use it

[John Peters @daydreambook]

#BadReasonsToBreakUp toilet paper under instead of over. Oh wait, this is BAD reasons!

[John Peters @daydreambook]

@HOPEvballTO will all the nets be off the island tomorrow or still up?

[John Peters @daydreambook]

@BrianRathbone imagine a t-rex, driving a cozy coupe.now imagine that someone else already thought of it. https://t.co/6Zuf30NlR5

[John Peters @daydreambook]

#MillennialFlirting want to watch some LoL on twitch?

[John Peters @daydreambook]

#IfYouWantA2ndDate don't tell my wife!

[John Peters @daydreambook]

#LetMeIntroduceMyself my name is Inigo Montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die.

[John Peters @daydreambook]

#ExplainTwitterToA4YearOld it's like when mommy talks to herself, except she does it quietly.

[John Peters @daydreambook]

#XMenApocalypse speaking of, how dare they call it xMEN, setting back the clock on gender, where is the public out cry!? #xpeople #outraged

[John Peters @daydreambook]

#ExplainTwitterToA4YearOld twitter is where it's OK for mommy to ignore you and when you can't have my phone, or else I'll die.

[John Peters @daydreambook]

#ExplainTwitterToA4YearOld it's like watching tv but it's only grownup news and commercials, no cartoons!

[John Peters @daydreambook]

#SuperHeroesShouldSave cursive hand writing!

[John Peters @daydreambook]

It along with hockey originated in Russia and it was first called the "Stalin Cup" until WW2 broke out. #FakeStanleyCupFacts