daye1967

Wife. Mother. ???

[Brett Hanfling @Brett_Hanfling]

The 1 dude watching Hitch on this plane should be jailed. A menace to society

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

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[daye1967 @daye1967]

@awkward_duck Perspective changes everything.

[daye1967 @daye1967]

@samiesamsami Naps are magic! Cheers to a do-over. (Sorry about your toes.)

[daye1967 @daye1967]

@bertsbeees You know, that might explain a lot around here. My cat trained my dogs. Her catitude was immense!

[daye1967 @daye1967]

@PussyReturns You are Sam. He is Samuel or Sampson or Sam Sam or Sam Junior or Little Sam or Sam Two or New Sam.

[daye1967 @daye1967]

@bertsbeees I think they are great, but generally speaking they are the least doggy dogs ever. Philip doesn’t know how to dog. He’s good at peopling. 🤣🤣

[daye1967 @daye1967]

@bertsbeees Mia is supervising my daughter while she takes an exam today.

[daye1967 @daye1967]

@BitchassChicken 2008 nearly killed me

[daye1967 @daye1967]

@ParZevil Best live concerts for me - tie between Pink Floyd and Rolling Stones, both in NOLA 1994.

[daye1967 @daye1967]

@sprhill Isn’t the class of 2020 graduating this month?

[daye1967 @daye1967]

@yeslizzz OH MY DOG!!!!

[daye1967 @daye1967]

@nintendo6664 Is it possible Wee Willy WeeWanker has learned to appreciate all breasts by now?

[daye1967 @daye1967]

@TweetinJoshBe Mood octopus. Available in 14 colors on Amazon.

[daye1967 @daye1967]

@sarahanndipity_ “You shouldn’t be mad/upset/hurt/disappointed.”

[daye1967 @daye1967]

@hitchcockherd Unsolicited advice. Another mother, near my age but experienced, finally told me it was okay to listen to everyone’s advice, so long as I made up my own mind.

[daye1967 @daye1967]

@PatrioticLovers I did not put shoes on my son until he started walking.

[daye1967 @daye1967]

When the mood strikes and you have the time and energy, why not declutter, clean, and organize the pantry. This makes me happy! #Declutter #Organization #Quarantine2020 #MyIssueNotYours #ICanFindThingsNow #HelperPug… https://t.co/o9VU48MfnZ