daye's tweet archive

searching for my long lost shaker of salt

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

I gotta be honest I don’t understand stackable cups. How the fuck somethin goin inside the same size of it

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

Stepping out with my phone on 19% I never gave a fuck

[Chris Brennan @chrisbrennan7]

TikTok shut down tonight—almost exactly 8 years to the day since Vine closed on January 17, 2017. One Venus cycle ago. A perfect repetition.

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florentino in love in the time of cholera:

[Beaner Sigel @AndreMartel]

I’m sorry but I’m Mexican, I do not believe in Polyamory. I love one woman and one woman only and when she leaves the suicide attempts begin.

[Luke Goldstein @lukewgoldstein]

Luigi's lawyer is married to Don Delillo's nephew

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Whyyy do people always think I’m busy???? I literally don’t be doing nothing

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@woahhvickyyy please! 🙏

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Im battling with my flesh

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sharing a hebrew national hot dog with my dog

[soren @DUMBBR0AD]

wearing all 3 of my ex’s clothes at once >>>>

[benny hospitality @FartonFink]

friend said I “look like Paris Texas if he came out of the desert that makes you fat”

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I like bad guys

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@famouskelsey i just ride

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cigarette, 90 degrees, iced vanilla matcha, lemon loaf, american flag, busy highway, big dog, green grass, sticky skin

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Kalmia Harris is a which

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@El_Rooster_mart shut the fuck up

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@grassslyn @KatySmotherman @jonbidet_ramsey gonna have to start sending each other our weekly round up like a sunday newspaper

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@aratfromhell you should do this bit like 4chan style sometime