cel

in sacred sleep you will seize daylight unbound by flesh

[cel @daylightunbound]

@ThomasOrTK bruh we know

[cel @daylightunbound]

@phxdan66 @annagaming131 not me! i’m a new yorker i just think it’s funny for bostonians to be ignored because i want bad things to happen to them

[cel @daylightunbound]

@tayvows socialism is when no iphone

[cel @daylightunbound]

@phxdan66 @annagaming131 are you okay

[cel @daylightunbound]

@phxdan66 @annagaming131 yes? it's just funny?

[cel @daylightunbound]

@gregjoz @WVFRM

[cel @daylightunbound]

@rodentmaya stfu

[cel @daylightunbound]

@YIMBYLAND bitch stfu

[cel @daylightunbound]

@LivStrDAlt the center is marxism-leninism

[Jinxology @jinxologyy]

this transition in the apocalyptic trilogy is still so funny to me

[Doggie @DasherDoggie]

there’s something else out there

[cel @daylightunbound]

@flpcharthiatus oh bother. must have been the muslims. cheerio.

[S1n!kal @S1nikal]

get a million dollars BUT yo dick grows by 4 inches

[cel @daylightunbound]

@cockgaming32 grief getting verified, kenos falling off the list, you beating cosmic calamity, me beating rivers of nazareth. definitely the most impactful day in a while

[cel @daylightunbound]

so when doggie gets a new hardest on october 4th its “news” but when i beat a new hardest on october 4th it’s “boring” and “nobody cares about me”

[cel @daylightunbound]

this guy and drake would hit it off

[Mac 🌹 @mactellomckeown]

I think it's very weird for an adult human being to identify as a "boy, not a man", sorry

[cel @daylightunbound]

@techactually two truths and a lie

[cel @daylightunbound]

@RBestia00 enderman enderman enderman

[cel @daylightunbound]

you is the plural form. we must return to using “thou” for singular

[perfect angel @tragic_endings_]

English doesn’t have a plural version for “you”

So it makes sense that ppl from other countries who are used to using plural form for you would gravitate towards “yall”