Day Made Better

I follow and retweet EVERYONE!

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

You don't like me? Ok Sir please wait right there, and let me go and Print you out a copy of my fucks to give List.

[Beauty & Fashion @CoverMyGlow]

WHAT IT SAYS: "Do not touch." WHAT I READ: "Touch when nobody is looking."

[cassie @Cassiesavanahhh]

im not calling you a slut, im just saying that if you ever went to a sperm bank, your spit would be accepted¯\(ツ)/¯

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Thursday night is foreplay for Friday night

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting deleted.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

How can Transformers 4 not be called Trans4mers?

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Fried Twinkies for dinner, b/c #YOLO

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

I'm only single, because I'm too sexy for everyone.

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

I think you need to wipe your mouth. There's still some bullshit left on it.

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

Ppl use that word "hatin" and "hater" way too loosely. Smh #Delusional

[Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact]

iPhone > Android > Nokia > Land phone > Typewriter > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note > Blackberry . . .