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Keep Looking Up 🌻 MMA '19

[𝕕 𝕒 𝕪 𝕟 𝕒 @Dayna_ob]

Hatfish: when a guy takes his hat off and goes from an 8 to a 3

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Starting today, in Tennessee a person will be required to pay child support if they kill a parent while drunk driving.

[baggy 🥹 @plastic_baggy17]

if i ever die PleASE put my cause of death in my obituary. i am nosey AF and dont want others to suffer the way i have

[Hana Baig, MD @hanabaig_]

Iced coffee is for pleasure, hot coffee is for business

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

Day drunk is the best drunk

[𝕕 𝕒 𝕪 𝕟 𝕒 @Dayna_ob]

@katierpacker @jennalfeeney 😂

[bigsock @biggersocks]

When you hear your own voice in a recording

[𝕕 𝕒 𝕪 𝕟 𝕒 @Dayna_ob]

@sierra_jordyn14

[darius.christ @darius_julian]

*stimmy hits*
Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions?

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

yeah sex is cool but what about when you’re cutting wrapping paper and it goes ——— instead of ~~~~~

[🦋 @unabIez]

Sharing music is a huge love language for me.

[J O S H™ @_HSOJOSH]

I get so offended when my mom doesn’t answer my calls. Like HELLO, it’s your pride and joy calling... ANSWER!!!

[Syd 💞 @sydsationall]

I still believe my best naps were on that twin xl bed on campus

[𝕕 𝕒 𝕪 𝕟 𝕒 @Dayna_ob]

@rachel_bunker Definitely has to be “Israel Keyes”! It left me shook 🤯

[𝕕 𝕒 𝕪 𝕟 𝕒 @Dayna_ob]

Slightly obsessed with the crime junkie podcast