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25 year old comedian from Minnesota the state @vdays

[days @Dayscd]

worst day of my fucking life

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Young Sheldon has ended.

[days @Dayscd]

@Dansplainer I’m not 100% sure. Evidently, this seems to be the case. Supposedly.

[days @Dayscd]

Apparently Ethan and Hila K. have news for the public. Apparently they have ended their marriage due to a lack of faithfulness. Apparently.

[days @Dayscd]

@NateIn6ix Sponegbob is 100% getting money from his parents. He may live on his own but he’s bankrolled by his parents.

[days @Dayscd]

Sponegebob makes money from his job at the krusty crab

[days @Dayscd]

@grahamyishere Patrick is my star 🌟 SpongeBob is my galaxy 🌌

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

Well there goes my couples costume idea to do Ethan and Hila for Halloween... Just great...

[days @Dayscd]

@sober4death Happy birthday this is for you!

[days @Dayscd]

He’s a constipated detective.. No shit Sherlock.

[days @Dayscd]

@HighImBliss Happy bday OG

[jill @littlefucky]

New episode of my show comin out in one week from today with amazing band of all time @wishy !!! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch more fucking crap like this https://t.co/AiubmHCASj

[days @Dayscd]

@gvnnar I’m so glad it’s not just me, nobody I went with knew what I was talking about. I felt insane LOL

[days @Dayscd]

My Letterboxd movie review of You Can See Everything the The Movie

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

Nobody else get a haircut until we can figure out what’s going on

[days @Dayscd]

The sexual nerd pushes his glasses up with his tongue

[jos @josiahhughes]

me: le one "you can see everything" ticket please 😏
cineplex employee: ok here you go sir
me: [goes to every movie currently playing]
cineplex employee: fuhhhhhh!
me: should've read the fine print bitchezzzzz

😛

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

they have taken my idea

[days @Dayscd]

@tarangoestohell As long as we can agree that hands is mouth I’m alright w this

[days @Dayscd]

Fingers is kinda like hand teeth. Grabbing = chomping

[days @Dayscd]

@sad_cre Same bro, it’s been 10+ years since my last one I’m due for it