Ino Yamanaka

Cooler than you. Yes, you.

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@icha_scarecrow You're spending your evening talking to a teenage girl less than half your age on the internet and she doesn't even like you

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@icha_scarecrow I realise this is sarcasm, but you totally should.

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@theofficialino Because I'm 95% sure if I didn't go banging on Shikamaru's door to wake his ass up, he wouldn't leave his bed all day.

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@theofficialino Gosh. We're surrounded by hopeless cases. Good thing they have us looking out for them anyway.

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@theofficialino Maybe we can set him up with a nice girl who'll show him there's more to life than food~ That would be so sweet!

[Yamanaka Ino 山中 @MindsAndFlowers]

Fellow Ino, @dayumguurl, is back! *cheers*

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@theofficialino That and attempting (and failing spectacularly) to set up Sakura on a blind date. God, the girl needs to try something fun!

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@theofficialino Wish I could say it's been great, but lately the most standout thing has been trying to introduce a new diet plan to Chouji.

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@icha_scarecrow Oh yeah, and you, sensei.

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@icha_scarecrow I only have people I like on here, alright?

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@icha_scarecrow Hey now, what?? At least I'm subtle about it. And it's none of your business, PERVERT.

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

Having your phone plan cancelled for that long REALLY sucks.

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@theofficialino Yep! After... what? 10 months of keeping quiet? Far too long for my liking. P.S. HEY OTHER ME.

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

#LiesIveToldMyParents "We're on a mission together."

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@brbvengeance ... So I hear family relations aren't that great atm.

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@icha_scarecrow You can't even bother denying it anymore. Forget all that about being secretive about it. You're a shameless pervert!!!

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@icha_scarecrow Sheesh, Kakashi-sensei. You mean you couldn't find the time to hop on twitter between reading your porn, right?

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

@brbvengeance What are you talking about, Sasuke-kun? You're plenty fun! Don't be modest~

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

I hope you guys don't think I'm as money as obsessed as those bots are. >|

[Ino Yamanaka @dayumguurl]

AHHH BOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER MY TWITTER. GO AWAYYYY.