“I know exactly what you need”, said the doctor. “Great clown Pagli-“
Pagliacci yanked off his bright red foam nose and pounded the desk in one furious motion. “Motherfucker, I came here straight from work!”
@Fuckminster I have beaten a goose in a fight, so I'm pretty sure of at least that much. A medium sized dog is gonna depend on the dog, and an eagle is gonna depend on what species, so let's just say goose, to be on the side of evidence-based asskicking.
@Cassprophet_see @muddaub I'm about one to two months from buying a chainsaw and afraid my life will forever be split into "before chainsaw" and "after chainsaw".
@muddaub I got a battery-powered reciprocating saw to remove some of the original roof in my attic (long story), and I was like "holy crap, I can destroy EVERYTHING now! I should never own a gun."
@muddaub I couldn't remember Jordan Peterson's name so I googled* "pop psychologist whose daughter put him into a coma with meat" and it worked.
* duckduckgo, actually
@koshersemite Hard to believe they could have stopped working in death camps at any time but they just kept following orders. I guess they didn't hate it *that* much, not enough to make a stand.