BREAKING: Trump: “NATO wasn’t there when we needed them, and they won’t be there if we need them again. Remember Greenland, that big, poorly run, piece of ice!”
BREAKING: A major update to Army recruiting regulations this week raises the maximum age a recruit can join to 42, and removes a barrier to joining for recruits with a single legal conviction for marijuana or drug paraphernalia possession, per Task & Purpose
BREAKING: “Iran does not want to harm ordinary Americans who overwhelmingly voted to end involvement in costly foreign wars”, says Iran's FM Abbas Araghchi.
Reporter"Obama said that aliens are real. Have you seen any evidence of non-human visitors to Earth?"
President Trump: "He gave classified information. He's not supposed to be doing that."