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holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Tonight, Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC.

Let me get this straight:

Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds?

Release the Epstein files.

[Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma @lisa_liberal]

Let me get this straight.
Charlie Kirk was allowed to say whatever racist, misogynistic, anti-LGBTQ BS he wanted, because of free speech, but we aren’t allowed to say anything negative about Kirk for fear of retribution from Republicans, because we aren’t allowed free speech.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

New Mexico's economy is a fraction of the size of New York City's.

If they can enact universal childcare — and relieve working families of a crushing cost burden — surely we can too.

It's just a question of political will.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Congratulations on your new position as Trump’s #1 lapdog, I know you worked hard for it!

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 BREAKING: Trump now openly calling for the deportation of U.S. citizens.

“We have a lot of bad people … many of them were born in our country. I think we ought to get them the hell out of here too.”

That’s not immigration policy.
That’s fascism with a passport scanner.

He’s not talking about “illegals” anymore.
He’s talking about you. About anyone who disagrees. About journalists. Activists. Protesters. Citizens.

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

The MIT team used EEG brain scans on 54 participants for 4 months.

They tracked alpha waves (creative processing), beta waves (active thinking), and neural connectivity patterns.

This isn't opinion. It's measurable brain damage from AI overuse.

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying.

Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt.

Here's what 4 months of data revealed:

(hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

[(Gay) Signal @NopeSignal]

They planted that shit in his car like it was crack lmfao

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface

[like the park @jurassicpatek]

FEDERAL AGENCIES CAN NO LONGER CREATE STANDARDS IN THE INTEREST OF PUBLIC SAFETY BY WHICH PRIVATE COMPANIES MUST OPERATE. IF A COMPANY SAVES MONEY BY PUTTING SHRAPNEL IN YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS NOBODY CAN STOP THEM.

[apna kaam kar na @meetski23]

Putting on a bra just to take a casual walk is one of the many annoying things about being a woman in this patriarchal dystopia.

[guapunzel @guapunzel]

I like my man unheard of and unseen, just in the shadows with a lot of money like a vampire

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Hey uh what the fuck is this

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

sometimes u gotta speedrun every single stage of grief within 25 minutes and then just lock back in

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

This guy would’ve loved Twitter.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m what we call an OINK. one income, no kids. living on slop in my little pen