Oat Milf, Ph.D

@joshdminick YOU. ARE. CUTE. JEANS.

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@kurtknee where's your 2020-2022 lists

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gaylors will say maroon is about period sex

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me watching anything: that actor was on lost

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the 4th of july is the one day a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it

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🫨

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my mind tells me they are all the same person

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and these men?? the same

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biting my nails to the quick over one of my poems being chosen to be used for an artist i love but possibly losing all the rights i have to ever publishing the poem under my own name

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why is taking pictures of your hair to text to a stylist so embarrassing

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i love being right https://t.co/OBTuVK7MSH

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literally gonna cancel hbo over this

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setting the bar for men’s bios

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@kyratyler 😛

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If you don’t send me songs you think I’d like then you aren’t a friend

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thinking about the best coast concert i never got to go to in 2020

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i couldn’t put off the ios update anymore 🤮🤮 it’s so ugly

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i didn’t mean to wear a sublime tshirt to work at a high school on 420 but here we are

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i felt seen when phoebe bridgers said “i’m 27 and i don’t know who i am but i know what i want”

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me vibing to this fun pop song and it’s none other than obsessed by miss addison rae

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i’ll believe it when i hear it from taylor personally