We're paying for Andy Burnham's new office. We paid for the private jet to get him there. We're paying for the bloke videoing him. We're paying for the social media team who put it out. And while he's filming this nonsense, he's not actually doing anything to improve our country.
But, y'know, VIBES.
🚨𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄!
𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐇𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐒 𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐑
• It’s a 4 year contract for the 25 year old Dutch winger who has today joined on a permanent undisclosed fee transfer from Excelsior Rotterdam. The fee has been reported by the club to be a significant one but it’s rumoured to be around the €1m figure.
• Fernandes has spent the majority of his professional career over in the Dutch leagues and was a constant figure in the Rotterdam team last campaign after helping them gain promotion the previous season.
• Derrensili is already training with Huddersfield Town and will take vacant squad number 30 with the terriers.
UTT 🔵⚪️
#HTAFC
One of the most awkward, uncomfortable TV interviews in British history 🫣
Back in 2003 on The Frank Skinner Show, Matthew Kelly sat down to promote a play… and instead turned the tables on Frank.
Kelly directly confronted him over “horrible gags” Skinner and @Baddiel had made on Baddiel & Skinner Unplanned while Kelly was under police investigation for historical sex abuse allegations (which were later dropped with no charges).
Kelly, clearly still raw from the ordeal, asked Frank straight up if he was “proud” of the jokes and whether he’d repeat them with him sitting right there.
To be fair to Frank, he handled it really well. He stood his ground, didn’t dodge or over-apologise, explained it was topical comedy with no malice, and even repeated the jokes to Kelly’s face on air! 😱
It’s actually very compelling TV, but you can feel the atmosphere in the studio, the silence, the squirming, and the awkward laughter. Watch for yourself 😬
Sainsbury’s have just been with my delivery….
Driver said ‘you’ve got some substitutions’
I said ‘I hope they are fecking better than Tommy Tuchel’s
Oh how we laughed…..
This is insane. Just met an American family (English expat) who had to pay 4 GRAND for a ticket for TWO year old son because he’s over 33 inches tall. 13 GRAND for three tickets v Argentina. Disgrace re child, FIFA.
Derensili Sanches Fernandes is one of the most exciting signings we’ve made in years.
A prime-age winger, joining us from a competitive level, he’ll bring so much flair and attacking threat from out wide.
Addresses so many issues for us. Big fan.
#htafc
Sam Neill’s James Bond audition shows we were robbed of a suave, absolutely dashing 007. He, in fact, has since confessed he didn’t really want the part. “You really don’t want to be the Bond no one likes.”