darren swash

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsboooze]

Adam Johnson scores in the derby AND it's half term... what a week for him!

[darren swash @dazjs69]

@MarkMcQuade21 OK...just for you though

[darren swash @dazjs69]

@MarkMcQuade21 was not world class on Monday....wasn't even 2nd class postage class #getyourselfanewboyfriend

[darren swash @dazjs69]

Just back from London....are we the last ones #UTB

[The Away Fans @theawayfans]

Retweet if you've ever seen your team play here

[darren swash @dazjs69]

@MarkMcQuade21 you still in the big smoke or on way home

[darren swash @dazjs69]

@MarkMcQuade21 you had any sleep...sleeps for wimps anyway

[darren swash @dazjs69]

@MarkMcQuade21 words of a fucking teesside poet #genius

[darren swash @dazjs69]

@MarkMcQuade21 you all right son...worried about ya last night when u went AWOL...glad u safe

[darren swash @dazjs69]

@MarkMcQuade21 anyone seen this lad.... missing last night in trafalgar square....please return to ibis hotel wembley

[darren swash @dazjs69]

Wot a cheeky twat the sun reporter is

[darren swash @dazjs69]

@JustinRose99 @FarmersInsOpen 279

[RT to win! @FreeAppIeiPhone]

RETWEET if you want an iPhone 5C, we have tons left to giveaway! [ Must follow @AwkwardGoogle so we can DM you ]

[darren swash @dazjs69]

@BritishLogic @shazaa70 too right,a nice thick jumper,thermals and thick socks come before turning the heating on #dad'sarealwaysright

[darren swash @dazjs69]

Sunday lunch #starters

[darren swash @dazjs69]

@shazaa70 happy anniversary #18years #sundaylunch #hudsonbrasserie

[darren swash @dazjs69]

@MarkMcQuade21 @OConnett can u set off after rumble #packetperfectateston

[darren swash @dazjs69]

@MarkMcQuade21 @OConnett traffic gridlocked on M62.....you near!!!!!!

[darren swash @dazjs69]

Family pic on the beach tonight #swashiesontour