Darren Bartley

Happy. Positive. Dreamer. Drunk. Ex Sailor. instagram - dazbartley. snapchat - dazbartley

[Darren Bartley @daztaffpatrick]

@Coach_Toni is easily the best thing to happen to @BBCSport since @MJGold

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

depsressing when your phone tells you your most frequently used emojis are the pint and the strong arm. little reminder that I'm a bellend.

[Darren Bartley @daztaffpatrick]

@TheLastLeg Love this!! #chooselove #moreincommon

[Ghost of HRH Prince Philip @HRH_PrincePhil]

One probably wouldn't trust the numerical ability of the UK jury.... #Eurovision @HackneyAbbott #GBR

[Darren Bartley @daztaffpatrick]

@innocent Also sounds like David guettas titanium...what is it with copying tunes tonight?

[Darren Bartley @daztaffpatrick]

@innocent smashing twitter out of the park tonight with their #eurovision commentary 😂😂😂

[Darren Bartley @daztaffpatrick]

@innocent Exactly what I thought

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

A condom and a time machine https://t.co/NFgPpivmdL

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Thoughts are with all those with an acca at this difficult time.

[Supply Desk @SDWestYorkshire]

French teacher required in Leeds for Primary school. Call Neil at Supply Desk on 0113 3670991.

[Darren Bartley @daztaffpatrick]

Let's go seahawks!! Im still up in the uk at 115am to cheer you on #weare12  #12thman #playoffs #letsgoseahawks #gohawks

[NFL UK & Ireland @NFLUKIRE]

Who's staying up?

Tune in to @SkySports 1 NOW for more #NFLPlayoffs action! 🏈

#DETvsSEA

[Darren Bartley @daztaffpatrick]

Rachel walker would like to announce she is unavailable arm...please leave a message and she will get back to you....beep

[Darren Bartley @daztaffpatrick]

@LennyHenry I have just found out you don't actually live in a premier inn!! This is an outrage! What better places would there be to live?

[Darren Bartley @daztaffpatrick]

"Urgent!! Foundation/Nursery Teacher Needed Now!!" by @daztaffbartley on @LinkedIn https://t.co/NFJ2WcYrhb

[Darren Bartley @daztaffpatrick]

"Computer Science Teacher Urgently Required" by @daztaffbartley on @LinkedIn https://t.co/dtquqUgZWT

[Santa Clause @SantaOfficial_]

Working night shift tonight fucking raging

[Darren Bartley @daztaffpatrick]

My @myoddballs have just arrived!! Very excited!!!