Darren Young

[Heaton Stannington FC @Heatonstan]

🎁 Father’s Day is one week today…

If you’ve not got his present yet, why not get him the gift of the Stan!

21 home games at The Willow Park, just £155 for adults and only £90 if he’s an older gentleman (over 65)…

Buy now: https://t.co/r4bFeMI03k

[Al Carns @AlistairCarns]

The next war won't be won by armies, navies or air forces alone.

It'll be won by the country whose 19 year olds can code, whose factories can build drones in weeks not years, and whose grid stays on when someone tries to switch it off.

Industry. Society. Economy. That's the fight now.

We're not ready. And we're not being honest about what getting ready will cost.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

The referee in Mexico vs South Africa

[Darren Young @dazwyoung]

@StanSnaps @Heatonstan @HeatStan You misspelled Statler and Waldorf 😂

[Heaton Stannington FC @Heatonstan]

🎶 MEET THE STAN FEST LINE-UP! 🎶

We're bringing together an amazing mix of local talent, live music, and great vibes for a full day of entertainment at Stan Fest 2026 - there is something for everyone!

Read more:
https://t.co/fndgMAHZYb

[Heaton Stannington FC @Heatonstan]

STANFEST - The Heaton Community Festival

Just 20 days to go … here is what you can expect on 27 June at The Willow Park. Entry is free!

Come and join us and help to make it a great community day. If you’d like to help out on the day, we are in need of volunteers. Get in touch!

[Heaton Stannington FC @Heatonstan]

🌍🏆 The World Cup is almost here…

Come and watch Thursday’s opening ceremony and England’s group games with us at The Willow Park clubhouse!

Discounts on drinks, free bar snacks and games and sweepstakes to get involved in!

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"Fuck Henry Nowak's family's wishes. My career relies on hatred & division, and I'm not passing up this opportunity."

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Today I will mostly be using a tragedy to distract attention from my dodgy financial dealings.

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

Mikel Arteta is also an anagram for “I Protected An Accused Serial Rapist And Promoted Him To Women And Kids.”

[Connor Bromley @ConnorBromley]

"Yes we cheated to get to the final. But I don't think it's fair to kick us out because we could have made loads of money"

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Comedy palate cleanser. Robert Jenrick about to grandstand but reminded of his defection from one party to another this year is gold. The timing. First line great. Second line superb but crowd not recovered from the first to fully appreciate it 😊

[Vladimir Strutinski 🇲🇩🇪🇺🇺🇦 @VStrutinski]

Ну такого гола вы точно никогда не видели!
Ну это чемпионат Молдовы!

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"I once received £5m, a further £1m, an £800k house, helicopter trips and a trip to the Maldives, and wasn't expected to do anything in return for it."

[Stewart Wood @StewartWood]

I'm delighted for Nigel Farage. According to @nberpubs, Brexit gave our country a 6-8% reduction in GDP per capita, a 12-18% reduction in Investment & a 3-4% reduction in productivity. But it gave Nigel Farage a gift of £5millon. So that's alright.

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

Franchement elle aurait eu de la gueule cette collection 🤩🤩👍

[No Context World Cup @NoContextEPL]

Arsenal during corners:

[Darren Young @dazwyoung]

@Heatonstan Great servant of the club. Enjoy your retirement Gary.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

BREAKING: Arsenal have invited Howard Webb and the entire PGMOL team onto their open top bus for the parade.

[Tyrone Marshall @TyMarshall_MEN]

The Premier League have had that coming all season. Have encouraged a league built on set-pieces by letting everything go at corners all season, then decide in the most decisive game of the season they’ve probably been doing it wrong for the last eight months