Boys should be able to ‘experiment and wear dresses’ at primary school, our moronic Education Secretary has said.
Here is the official Restore Britain response:
SOD OFF, and LEAVE children alone.
I urge @elonmusk, @JDVance and the wider American administration to deploy whatever appropriate power they hold to prevent Keir Starmer from banning X in Britain.
Free speech must be protected, and such disgusting authoritarianism must be resisted.
We need help.
Boys are boys. Girls are girls.
These vile puberty blocking experiments are appalling.
It’s sick. It’s child abuse. It should be illegal.
Leave children alone.
Statement.
There has been a damaging rumour published in a national media outlet and I feel it needs addressing.
Honestly, I did not see the investigator and I had no idea I was being watched. It was an ambush. Alas, that is no excuse.
Yes, it is true. As has been reported, an oat milk cappuccino is my hot drink of choice. I am certainly not proud of it.
I would like to apologise to my constituents who expect so much better, and I want to say a sincere sorry to the wider anti-woke movement. This is undoubtedly a set-back for our cause.
There are no excuses. I have let you all down. I just like the taste. That is it, honestly. I don't care about my carbon footprint, I really don't.
I sincerely hope you can believe me.
In the interests of full transparency, I have today made the relevant authorities aware.
I sincerely apologise for this error and I would be happy to answer any questions you may have.
Rupert Lowe