jess-bian 🇵🇸

matching with jay! UNDER 16 DNF
🌸 20 - lesbian, autistic.
she/her.
18+ priv: @daymanafterdark
fan account

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

New Account intro!
Hi i’m Jess (aka crayon!) I love IASIP, Death Becomes Her (musical), RuPaul’s Drag Race, Psych, House MD, 9-1-1, Dan and Phil, and a lot of other random things! Will jump from one interest to the next very quickly. DMs always open, I love making new friends :)

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

have any of charmacden talked about the prospect of themselves getting pregnant at any point. this is for research purposes

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

last one is mostly for layering purposes really in non-slutty shirt shawna era

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

girl!shawn spencer style thread (to me) but it’s all things i found scrolling on depop

[rose @louismyrose]

“#DPM607RA19102009” can someone actually give me a gun

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

brb crying

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

first interview where we didn't have to lie about being collaboratively gay!!

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

first interview where we didn't have to lie about being collaboratively gay!!

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

@reddieism @Balltickler3838 retweet

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

@whorewerton finnieeeeeee how would one find your picture with the gang’s canon diagnoses on it. i need stuff for my shawn/charmacden thread cause idk if i’m misremembering some things

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

apple parallels (ignore me idk wtf i’m saying anymore)

[lou is watching suits @bloodlustslug]

mike ross is apple

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

@whorewerton i’m so so so glad :)

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

@fionamustdie i think they would love the beautiful whimsical nature of it

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

i was about to say i was gonna put “have you guys watched psych” as my dan and phil preshow question but then i realised i am meeting them… i can just ask them face to face. what do you guys think my odds are of getting them to watch psych if they haven’t already

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

i have learned that if you change your username twitter won’t show you tweets with your old username when you search -_- fuck this app bro

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

@whorewerton most real thing ever

[WOR$T GIRL IN PHILADELPHIA @whorewerton]

i fucking love shopping so fucking much i love buying things for myself and others i wish i was rich so fucking badly materialism is new to me and i love it

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

shawn spencer who acts like a child because he never got to be one and uses his intelligence and memory and deduction skills to help people while being whimsical and fun. they’ll never make me hate him

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

@spenceroharas EXACTLYYYYY

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

that one person on tiktok who doesn’t ship shules cause “they have no chemistry” but ships gus and mary??? like i’m sorry but you clearly just don’t like that jules is in the way of your shassie shipping

[jess-bian 🇵🇸 @dazzle_stretch]

@spenceroharas yeah it’s like sure rarepairs are a thing, you’re allowed to ship the characters that barely interact in the two episodes they share but to say you don’t ship shawn and jules because they don’t have chemistry and then turn around and make like 5 edits of gus and mary???

[minerva catter @mincatter]

holy shit dude