dazzleport

[dazzleport @dazzleport]

facts

[Diagram @diagram]

the secret to good design is adding gradients and rounded corners

[R/GA @RGA]

What they say: "It's in Figma."

What they mean: "I dare you, a nondesigner, to open Figma and figure out what the hell is going on. We both know that is not going to happen. So why don't you leave me alone and you can see it when it's finished."

[dazzleport @dazzleport]

@tryguys I really want to see you to spoof the SNL spoof as a video

[dazzleport @dazzleport]

@altonbrown thanks for teaching me the difference between Cassia and American cinnamon on Good Eats. I made Taiwanese style Lu Rou Fan for my husband, who HATES American cinnamon and can pick it out by taste, and it was key knowledge :)

[dazzleport @dazzleport]

@ChefJonKung “World history” in the US seems to focus on the same 4 battles from WWII and nothing about what is happening elsewhere, bah. :(

[dazzleport @dazzleport]

@reg_inee A check up after my second child was born. While I was waiting to see the doctor the nurse came in. She asked about my sleep quality, fluid intake, etc. When I said “idk” blankly, she looked at me with compassion and said, “you have to take care of yourself, just like the baby.”

[dazzleport @dazzleport]

@ChefJonKung Wait do you have a cookbook?

[Evelyn Yang @EvelynYang]

Chinatown, NYC. Look at the long, long line of mostly Asian women and elderly waiting to get their pepper spray. This is the clearest sign people are living in fear 😔💔 #StopAsianHate

[daria 🇺🇦 @oioiisogolden]

!! UKRAINE
i woke up at 5am today because of the sounds of explosions. and let me tell you, it was one of the scariest moments of my life. people are dying here for absolutely no reason. CIVIL PEOPLE. russia attacks houses, hospitals, shops etc. +

[dazzleport @dazzleport]

@bessbell C-Sections are traumatizing. you can hear them saying things like “pass me a bigger knife” and “hurry up she’s bleeding” and stuff. And the part where they numb you is actually the worst part. You have to somehow sit perfectly still while someone jabs you in the spine repeatedly.

[dazzleport @dazzleport]

@Coll3enG Starbucks is a great choice for a first date. It’s well lit and there’s lots of witnesses/people around if the guy turns out to be scary or weird. Who wants to have a 3 course dinner with someone once they have found out they are super controlling and condescending? Lucky you!

[Claire Hentschker @ntschk]

so you want to capture something in 3D.....

[dazzleport @dazzleport]

@bessbell That’s not New York; that’s just some patriarchal BS that happens to mothers. Everyone everywhere feels they have the right to an opinion about how you raise your kid.

[dazzleport @dazzleport]

@jkosoy Omg that is so sweet!

[dazzleport @dazzleport]

@mrsrichardsonrv Omfg that is awesome

[Jamie Kosoy @jkosoy]

😱

[dazzleport @dazzleport]

@thatbitchlemon @chelseaperetti Omg I’m dead

[Mashable @mashable]

Scientists have found a potentially natural replacement to lighting

[dazzleport @dazzleport]

@ChefJonKung I want to eat food like this. Do you have a restaurant?