Darren

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

Says it likes it a bad thing!

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Eight years after Woodward claimed he was prepared to pay £100m for a centre back, #mufc are the only old 'big six' club yet to spend £100m on a signing
https://t.co/UkiWKRLipA

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

@talkSPORT Rich

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

@talkSPORT

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

@alex_crook @talkSPORT Won’t be joining Newcastle then lol!

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

@Karlayres88 @JamieHComedy @BBC 😅

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

@AFTVMedia They ain’t gonna shag you mate

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

If someone said to me at the beginning of the season, Arsenal win the league but you get to witness their tears of losing another Champions League Final at the end of the season…..I’d take that all fn day long!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

Football heritage.

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

Encase you needed a reminder that City are a small club

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Manchester City confirm that the newly-expanded North Stand at the Etihad Stadium will be named ‘The Pep Guardiola Stand’.

The stand will be fully open for the first time for Pep’s final game against Aston Villa on Sunday.🏟️

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

Not surprised Tonali wants to join United after that monstrosity of a Newcastle shirt!

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

That’s much better!!!

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

Liverpool had the COVID year Title and Arsenal have the VAR year Title!

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

@TouchlineX Who’d have thought signing a massive c#*t could end this way…..

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

Bottle Job FC 🤣🤣🤣 Must be a North London thing!
#afc #thfc

[AKINWANDE @iam_commando]

DECLAN “mentality monster” RICE

Premier League stats:

Not in the top 20 for interceptions ❌

Not in the top 20 for duels won❌

Not in the top 20 for total tackles ❌

Not in the top 20 for total amount of blocks ❌

Not in the top 20 for fouls conceded❌

Not in the top 20 for through balls❌

Not in the top 10 for successful short passes ❌

Not top 50 in goals scored ❌

Top 4 in corners taken✅😂

Hype: Casemiro

Reality: Jordan Henderson

Ballon D’Or contender my foot 💀

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

Champions League results these last two days fully confirm that the standard of the Premier League and the Top 6 this year is bang average, no wonder Arsenal are gonna win the league!

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

@footballontnt @tntsports @discoveryplusUK These two are a perfect example of why the rest of country can’t stand Arsenal fans!

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

💉

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Liverpool have lost five games in the Premier League this season after conceding a 90th minute goal 😳

That's the most of any side in a single campaign in the competition's history 🤯

[Darren @dazzlerinc]

Keep playing until Liverpool score, is back in full force!