Darren Dance

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

On the 15th Jan a pressure wave from the Tonga eruptions went around the world, this has been recorded by @metoffice and others. Here is the barometric pressure spikes from my greenhouse sensors in rural Bedfordshire, UK visualised in @splunk showing local events affect the world

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

DETECT the latest sudo bug using Splunk (https://t.co/gn9RCsulRA), it's easy if you are collecting linux events into linux_secure, here's a quick example search: index=* sourcetype=linux_secure user IN ("#-1" "#4294967295") OR USER IN ("#-1" "#4294967295") | stats count by dest

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

@ThreeUKSupport PM'd you for now to see if it can be resolved.

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

Awesome service swapping from Ee to @ThreeUK , one complaint made, hung up on by customer services and it's all a little too difficult, do you not like customers? #sarcasmlevel10

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

Oh, and it's all @ThreeUK that is causing the dissatisfaction.

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

I brought a sodastream in the summer for fizzy water to reduce my use of single use plastics, glad to say that since then i have not purchased any fizzy water for consumption at home, so far i believe that I have prevented over 50 1.5-2l bottles from being needed, #sodastream

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

Making gin at the Cambridge gin Laboratory... Yum... #cambridgeginlab

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

@OliviaRudgard I really liked your article on broadband in the UK.

I am semi rural and have been fighting with my provider for acceptable service for nearly a year, they want to pass on excessive charges to myself to fix a problem with the network....

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

Struck a good deal for EFM with @talktalkbusiness in Oct 2017, they still haven't installed service and are actively trying to wiggle out of it, trying to impose massive excess installation fees despite me signing for FOC installation. A complaint later and still no Resolution...

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

@QNAP_nas do you have a way for me to look at my surveillance cameras on an apple TV? Maybe an app? This may influence my next purchase, currently a @Synology customer but NAS is EOL.

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

@AppleUKOfficial Is it practice of genius bar to sell a new iphone when an iPhone fails during a SW update, claiming it was already broken? Seems pretty aggressive sales technique. That's what's happened to my mum.

[Splunk UK @SplunkUK]

.@mattdavies_uk's 9-year-old daughter is at it again! This time Anna has coded her own robot game using @koduteam. #WomenInTech https://t.co/UjgwKhyGjq

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

@TalkTalkBiz what is your definition of shortly? Customer services said escalation team would be in contact shortly on Monday, it's now Thursday and still no contact.

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

Watching the live keynote at https://t.co/9MOAX0jAvz

Even though I'm not there, I'm there... 😁

#splunkconf2017

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

3 trains in either cancelled or off boarded in 2 days,mums & kids left in the rain at Stevenage now, @GNRailUK r u the new @SouthernRailUK

[Splunk UK @SplunkUK]

Here's everything you need to know about #WannaCry & how to steer clear of being the next ransomware victim: https://t.co/f6WQM2GCMs

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

@fitbit Today you have lost a customer due to poor quality products,i have had a 6 defective fitbits and none have lasted more than 6 months

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

@Sonos we just scanned a few Sonos products with nessus vulnerability scanner and we were pleasently pleased with the results...

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

@ParkIndigoUK Just spoken to them and they have advised to challenge it with popla...

[Darren Dance @dazzlindazdance]

@ParkIndigoUK your "customer support" for challenging a penalty notice is awful, you rejected my challenge, ticket is visible in your photo.