Darren

That guy.

[Darren @dazzumz]

10 years on twitter apparently. Can't believe it's still alive. Can't believe I'M still alive.

[Darren @dazzumz]

@loidcaitlin That's not clothing, or even lingerie. Looks like a lazy waistband you can wear to walk your 3 dogs.

[Darren @dazzumz]

@halloitsalex After 10 months of twitter absence I'm intervening to say that I'm sure your underwear choices are well founded, but your travel choices are what drive you. If only there were a place with sloths, unicorns and sushi to visit!

[Darren @dazzumz]

@halloitsalex @MeUndies I'm pretty sure any plane ticket of yours beats this.

[Darren @dazzumz]

@halloitsalex Short hair can be super cute too, just make sure the style doesn't end up looking like an 80's teenage boy.

[Darren @dazzumz]

@halloitsalex I just finished the bottle of mango passoa i found at Mont St Michel. Possibly the last bottle in existence. Tempted to go back in the hope that shop still has some.

[Darren @dazzumz]

"You've... been bitten by... a smooth criminal." You're welcome.

[Darren @dazzumz]

I like Thought Contagion. The zombie/vampire stuff is way past old but musically far better than Dig Down.

[Darren @dazzumz]

@rob_foot @halloitsalex And T-Rex. Don't forget to kill the last surviving T-Rex worth billions.

[Darren @dazzumz]

@halloitsalex Where are the dual pistols?

[Darren @dazzumz]

Rounding off a bottle of port after eating a steak the size of my head, but not because it's Christmas... Merry Monday everyone!

[Darren @dazzumz]

Church this evening was literally "A was the father of B, and B was the father of C, who was the father...", which was previously just a joke on the Simpsons to me. I hope I live to see the death of religion, and the long overdue advancement of humankind.

[Darren @dazzumz]

@fourfingerpod @deadhomers @TheSimpsons A friend and I always tried to sneak "Paint my fence!"... "MAKE ME" into everyday conversations.

[Darren @dazzumz]

I have many cheveux Jehovah jabbing Jerrold lynx lan lacks lawn length Oxfam own offset oven Lucerne passenger overbooked Lejeune idled parachutes kernel porno pebble leeks lurker lowest Wenger observing Middlebury Pentax manly perfect lengthLocke Lorne Lillyperky pebble portfoli

[Darren @dazzumz]

@ollyog Severe lack of Hoodoo and Ruled by Secrecy too.

[Darren @dazzumz]

@Laure0901 My ovaries explode when he speaks German.

[Darren @dazzumz]

@MemsPlease @thekillers I didn't get muse tickets, but that's because I'm a robot (and proud).

[Darren @dazzumz]

@ollyog @Conservatives Seems like this coalition is somewhat... chaotic.

[Darren @dazzumz]

@ollyog doing LA to New Orleans in May, and IHOP is on the crawl. Missed it on previous trips! What do I order?

[Darren @dazzumz]

@Nigella_Lawson or for those in waiting, they can freeze then defrost the bananas and make it anyway.