Fred Sobotka

I teach databases some manners and train them to better serve their owners. I tweet my weird ideas here in an effort to avoid blurting them out in meetings.

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

I apparently owe a hotel some chairs

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

@dez_blanchfield @craigmullins @sv_db2 @ffillmorejr @Db2KurtS @idbjorh @katsnelson @MKrafick @IDUGDb2 @db2luw @data_henrik @db2forz @Db2_Whisperer @MikeSpringgay @DanL_Database @globomike @aerodata @Db2zLabNews @astorino_steven @Triton1 @rld_box @DeDUGDb2 @LaubeBrian @Infotelcorp I think you mean an installation of ILMT

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

“The perp took a swing at Turner’s wide stainless steel head, but the detective’s sharp reflexes and overseas training comfortably handled the attack.”

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

Being useful in the kitchen gave Detectives Turner and Huller the deep cover they needed to work their hottest case in a new novel by @paprbckparadise (75¢ USA $1.25 CAN)

[The DB2Night Show @db2nightshow]

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@IDUGDb2 #DB2

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

.@trailblazers Draft Deshaun

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

Hello my robot friend

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

@ripcity @ribcity close enough 🤷‍♂️

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

Crushed candy canes are great as a Christmas topping if you can't find any bits of shattered windshield in your neighborhood.

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

@lil_buts Without a doubt @KITKAT paid someone else silly amounts of money for a fake publicity stunt that wasn’t as effective as your actual tweets

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

For around seven seconds, this shooter was earning over $257K an hour

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

Draft this man, ⁦@trailblazers⁩

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

@_killahlipstick https://t.co/fbH2Qm83eg

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

Zamboni Jams Up After Running Over Large Patch Of Loose Teeth https://t.co/CuLnjqCJO5

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

@rickybellspdx https://t.co/l28J7OS3Xg

[Dave W Plummer @davepl1968]

Find out what's inside a modern IBM mainframe and why they still exist!

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[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

@SiemensInfra Are you threatening me

[Rye 🔻 @trashbird_rye]

pride and preetlejuice

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

@craigmullins That system deserved more than a beating

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

Is that enough cream? I honestly don’t know

[BourbonSearcher @bourbonsearcher]

308 cases of Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream is in stock at NCABC (https://t.co/Jc5be9QV53). #whiskey #bourbonsearcher

[Elon Is An Idiot @elon_donkey]

I had a tiny freak out this afternoon because the icon for Google Authenticator changed.

[Fred Sobotka @db2fred]

@this_girlmally You’re the coolest, and we’re glad we got to see you