Kyle Wagner

Just a DBA just trying to keep the blame away from my databases. @SQLServer is my strength, with some experience in @MongoDB and @Oracle. Opinions are my own

[SQL Solutions Group @SQLGroup]

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[John Sterrett @johnsterrett]

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[John Sterrett @johnsterrett]

Reading: Tuning Update Statements https://t.co/5qCe7fXdtk by @dbWonderKid #sqlblog #sqlfamily

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

Took a crack at some homemade pasta and sauce, someone is becoming interested in things that aren’t formula

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

Someone figured out smiling like 2 weeks ago and hasn’t stopped since

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

First sporting event in 20 months, feels good to be back!

[ProCure SQL Server @ProCureSQL]

Hey #sqlfamily please say hello to our newest teammate, @dbWonderKid!

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

First blog under @johnsterrett at my new job here at @ProCureSQL 👀

https://t.co/NJgZdTVfWz

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

To say this weekend was a big surprise would be an understatement.

Zoey Alexandra made her grand entrance after 32 weeks on 7/4/21 at 12:05AM, coming in at a powerful 3 lbs 15 oz, 17.25 inches long.

Mom and dbWonderkid Jr are healthy and we can’t wait to get out of NICU!

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

@pshore73 Thanks!!

[Brent Ozar @BrentO]

"I'm no DBA, but I think we could solve all this with an index."

"You're right. You're no DBA."

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

@pshore73

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

Happy F*cking Friday to me

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

@johnsterrett @pshore73 Oh I feel like I’m gonna be getting familiar with azure soon enough

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

Hitting a weird error when trying to do a 2017 sql server restore from the GUI. Select device instead of database and it brings up a select media device screen where I can hit Add. I hit add and get error 8115, arithmetic overflow on data type int. Any ideas?

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

@johnsterrett @pshore73 @johnsterrett it was a bad mapped drive that one of the ops folks added to work with S3 🙃

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

@johnsterrett Yea that appears to be working fine, it’s just something funky with the GUI

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

@pshore73 I actually tried it both from my remote management server and locally on different nodes, connected to nodes and AGs, no dice :(

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

@pshore73 Thanks for checking! This is on a Windows server 2016 version 10.0.14393 and SQL Server 2017 CU16. I have other environments on the same builds but I’m not getting the error there. Just been a super weird day

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

@pshore73 17.9.1

[Kyle Wagner @dbWonderKid]

Environment is 3 months old, and this functionality worked for me 2 Saturday’s ago when I was doing data migrations. Nothing has changed in patching or infrastructure in those 2 weeks that I am aware of