Not David Beckham

David Beckham (Parody) Football Icon, Married to a woman who is thinner than most Ethiopians, and i have #Goldenballs (Supposidly)

[Not David Beckham @DB_DavidBeckham]

Is this Adam Johnson's new car?...... #AdamJohnson #Johnson

[Not David Beckham @DB_DavidBeckham]

I went to a French restaurant earlier and asked for some #pancakes The waiter was a bit scary though, he gave me the crepes.... #PancakeDay

[Not David Beckham @DB_DavidBeckham]

Romeo asked for some Beats by Dre for #Christmas. I'm sure he's in for a huge surprise in the morning!

[Not David Beckham @DB_DavidBeckham]

Andy Murray wins #SportsPersonalityOfTheYear Now he just has to find a personality.

[Not David Beckham @DB_DavidBeckham]

If I was Jose Mourinho, I would buy Ozil with my £40million pay off and let him assist me in my house. #Mourinho

[Not David Beckham @DB_DavidBeckham]

I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but Jamie Vardy has scored in 37430 consecutive Barclay's Premier League games #MUFC #LCFC

[Not David Beckham @DB_DavidBeckham]

@fenellafox Where do I sign up? 😉

[Not David Beckham @DB_DavidBeckham]

My thoughts go out to the people of Paris. Absolutely shocking scenes last night. Stay safe. #PrayForParis

[Not David Beckham @DB_DavidBeckham]

I'm going to dress as the Premier League trophy for #Halloween and go around scaring Chelsea fans #CFC #LFC ##halloween2015

[Not David Beckham @DB_DavidBeckham]

Just found where Rita got her inspiration for her outfit tonight..... #XFactor #XFactorJudgesHouse

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

My 3rd match as Liverpool manager, and my third match tied. I'm just too good at drawing.....#LFC #LFCvSOU

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

My first match as Liverpool manager. Just taught Coutinho about the birds and the bees he's picking it up well #LFC

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

Just been to training and realised It's #NoBraDay. Convenient as this guy keeps making a tit of himself in defence.

[Not David Beckham @DB_DavidBeckham]

When is the @TheRock FINALLY coming back to Manchester, England?

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

Watching England vs Estonia to scout my new Liverpool players. Adam Lallana is looking good #England #ENGvEST

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

I've taken Jon Flanagan under my wing, well, I've tried to give him his own wings.... #LFC #JurgenKlopp #KloppLFC

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

I've heard about people having chips on their shoulder, but Mamadou Sakho has a chip on his head! #LFC #Klopp

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

Liverpool and I are delighted to announce the signing of Xavi on a 17 year contract #WelshXavi #LFC #JurgenKlopp

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

I've arrived at Anfield and met all the players. Great to see I can pick Sloth from the Goonies for my team sheet.

[Not David Beckham @DB_DavidBeckham]

Question for all my followers. Take your mind back to when you first followed me, what was the reason you followed me? 😁