JavaOtter

Human, writer, queer, bonehead, thirty-something

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

The White House has announced that Cersei Lannister will be taking over for KKKaroline Leavitt, starting today.

[JavaOtter @db_gotthardt]

@lowkeydisturbed Send in The Gooners/ Don't bother they're Gooing

[Philtomato 🍅 @otagoth]

"Show me some i.d!" - Officer Jenny probably

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@lowkeydisturbed Bro, Congrats on your collab with @ShowOffJonah

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@GovPressOffice Gooners would like a word

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@BlackLanterrn @MrSLeather

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@lowkeydisturbed He wasn't worth the paint transfer, King

[Shane @McClellandShane]

It's the 250th anniversary of America's independence, and the King of England made a trip here, addressed our Congress, and lectured them about checks on executive power.

Pour one out for historians, satirists, and the founders.

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@keithedwards He is

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

🚨NEW: Donald Trump has attacked rock legend Bruce Springsteen in a new social media post, calling him "a total loser who spews hate."

RETWEET if you stand with @Springsteen against Trump!

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@keithedwards Make Gams Great Again--- ironically

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@JackFedYT When do we get the Susie Toot and Jane Don't "Red Herring Tour"?

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Eat the Rich

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@Moognific You're really handsome

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@urdadsfleshlite Just one

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@ShowOffJonah @AaronEvansXXX Yes, SIR

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@LiamandRiley I need that

[Bella Morris @Belorris]

IMPEACH DONALD J TRUMP 🛑

if you are in favor of impeachment please repost it 🙏

[JavaOtter @db_gotthardt]

@realcokefrancis What would CATS be like if it was MAGA? Slow shift and my queer brain rot has this idea scissoring through my head.