drew bush

I’m the guy that mounted your girlfriends tv @thebanddempsey #MFFL

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

Dirk: "In college, you never saw a frame like this. 7-footer, mobile, shoot, move. This ain't no college, killa. This is the real deal, here."

Jalen Brunson: "Mobile?!"

[k @kurtos]

most expensive backcourt in nba history is a guy with a flex seal hairline and a kobe bryantologist

[Governor Hot Wheels @GovHotWheels_TX]

Austin / Houston / Dallas

[sea @neverlie]

This nigga is hypnotizing hoes from the grave. The greatest to ever do it.

[semaJ @semaJ7272]

I would've broke my fucking hand calling a timeout if I saw Mikal Bridges pulling up for the last shot

[Alec Baris @Alec_Baris]

DHGate guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my JJ Wetherholt jersey

[Zakia @zakiaonsol]

Imagine getting in a cab blacked out tryna make it home and you wake up with $3000 in your pocket. You panic cause you don't know how you got the money, 10 months later you're watching tv and see your drunk ass getting in the back of the Cash Cab and nailing all the questions

[drew bush @dbaby1206]

@ochocinco Lamar and Nicky’s is a family joint. Can’t beat the home cooked soul food

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

I think my next test from God should be, “Can he handle a wasian Olympic gold medalist figure skater liberal art hoe gf?”

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

I miss drinking. I miss buying four 40s of Mickeys and then later going to YouTube on the tv, closing one eye so I can see better, and typing in “Metallica one live Seattle”.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Joey Franchise @happyjoelucky]

@MostCrucified I mean to be fair we’re talking about the U here. There’s like 15 alumni minimum that apply. That shit can happen at the spring game.

[drew bush @dbaby1206]

Ozempic is ruining perfectly hearty marriages

[drew bush @dbaby1206]

@FilmUpdates Chalamet clenching his fist rn

[Jay @Chi1Jay]

Hey swifties, if you are done with his ex, the sports world needs you to force ESPN back to YouTube TV. Find the dirtiest dirt to ever be dug up. I believe in you.

[SwingsBrah @SwingsBrah]

Pavel observed that. while an Americans first impulse when picking up a weight was to curl it, a Soviet always tried to press it overhead. This is a very deep reflection of cultural values

[Andrew Stein @photobystein]

you have a real stadium naming rights opportunity here @pncbank