Daniel Barnes

20-something living in Colorado. 🏳️‍🌈 — neurodivergent — leatherman — programmer. opinions expressed are my own.

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

I think I need a bigger cutting board

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

it’s dangerous to provolone. take this.

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

@asortoflight visited NYC with me

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

new york city

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

when someone says the word “accident,” which of these do you think of first?

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

@asortoflight the best part of feeling a woman

is the prerogative

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

unprompted, x is giving me recommendations to see tweets perpetuating election denial and distrust. I hate it here

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

by the way i have noticed a big influx of new fans first of all thank you second of all if you are anti trans get off my page

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

file this alongside “tumblr posts that have shaped my philosophy”

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

crying is so cute like aaaaa I have too much emotion it’s leaking out of my face

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

i have padam on speed dial

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

@JSRichman baking soda volcanos making a comeback

[Kari Ann @asortoflight]

Microdosing self-driving cars by turning on my cruise control in residential areas

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

@asortoflight girl they are selectively inhibiting my serotonin reuptake

[Kari Ann @asortoflight]

I love Literature 💖 #littlefreelibrary

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

i have mixed feelings about the gamification of apps, designed to keep our attention for as long as possible

however, if someone knocks me out of the Amethyst league in Duolingo, I am going to scream into the sun

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

my roommate posted my grocery list on TikTok and people in the comments deduced that I am gay and autistic

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

my dad is making ChatGPT write songs about his car

[Kari Ann @asortoflight]

I asked my friend/coworker if she wanted to go to a thing with me and she said “are you asking me on a date?” And I said “no, or if so, only in the sense that I don’t necessarily believe romantic and platonic to be strictly dichotomous” and she said “big word hurty my brain 😔”

[Daniel Barnes @dbarnes_12]

i do not like it when vim is interactive with my mouse. LEAVE ME ALONE SCOUNDREL, I AM TRYING TO COPY AND PASTE INTO ANOTHER APPLICATION. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU.