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[dick van yikes🤠 @richardvanyikes]

I’m DTF.
Down
To
Finish your pickle if you don’t want it

[DB @dbaumann]

@CineplexMovies Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother! Love me a good thriller 🙌🏼

[DB @dbaumann]

Jeff did an oopsie #survivor50

[DB @dbaumann]

~🕯️ Manifesting @FrankyRizardo at @ElectricIsTO this year 🕯️~

[🪻 @lumonheiress]

“i asked grok” “i asked chatgpt” well i asked the hivemind and they said hello carol this is a recording at the tone you can leave a message to request anything you might need we’ll do our best to provide it our feelings for you haven’t changed carol but afte

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

trying to stay tender hearted despite it all

[DB @dbaumann]

My dog Ozzy is in the Wild Card round of the America’s Favorite Pet contest, and he needs your help to keep moving forward! Please vote for him at the link below 🙏🏼🥰

https://t.co/MUcylWyuYn

#dog #dogsoftwitter #dogsofX #frenchie #frenchbulldog

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

Hey Microsoft please stop trying to invent God and just make Outlook search work.

[DB @dbaumann]

My sweet boy Ozzy has been entered into the America’s Favorite Pet contest, and we’d love your support! Vote for him at the link below (1 free vote per day) 🥰

https://t.co/Z2PJZB3vJy

#dog #dogsoftwitter #frenchie #americasfavpet #contest #vote

[Todd Owyoung @toddowyoung]

"How's it going?"

Me:

[DB @dbaumann]

Why is it that when you order a side of fries you get a mountain of them, but when you *upgrade* to onion rings you get about 6…?

[DB @dbaumann]

We deserve this sketch

[Hugh McIntyre @PopBangHugh]

Rachel Dratch has three days to rehearse this SNL sketch

[DB @dbaumann]

chanandler bong 💔😢

[DB @dbaumann]

Mother Nature’s sick April Fools’ Day prank 😑

[Dimithry Victor @dimithryv]

There needs to be a discussion on why films have gotten darker lately

[DB @dbaumann]

@MediumSizeMeech How about Ozzy?

[DB @dbaumann]

This really saved the day 🏆

[pierpoint’s bathroom @pendejodbz]

My big “dad W” of 2022 was whistling down a cab that was a block away turning away from us in Croatia so my friends @dbaumann and chuck could catch the ferry right on time

[DB @dbaumann]

@flumemusic can’t wait

[DB @dbaumann]

Vizzy is TRASH. It’s the Smirnoff of seltzers!!!!

[DB @dbaumann]

I wish I hadn’t

[CP24 @CP24]

MUST WATCH: Mayor John Tory busts a move to celebrate the return of the Toronto Caribbean Carnival https://t.co/pNhGJAoQsZ