Dave Braun

[Dave Braun @dbchackra82]

@CarpeDonktum Spaceshuttle Challenger

[Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum]

Name things that went more smoothly than the #IowaCaucuses

[Dave Braun @dbchackra82]

@CarpeDonktum Kinda hard to say for normal people Joe. You make lying look natural

[Dave Braun @dbchackra82]

@CarpeDonktum It just seems too close to the truth

[Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum]

Amazing Job! Hilarious!

[Kellyanne Conway @KellyannePolls]

Wow.

[Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum]

Was that the guy that weaponized the Federal Government to spy on a rival party's presidential candidate and tried to cover it up?

Yeah, he was super.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

This week, Democrats in Judiciary Committee voted to take away Americans’ firearms, and now they’re voting to take away Americans’ right to elect a President.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“We can’t beat him, so lets impeach him!” Democrat Rep. Al Green

[Dave Braun @dbchackra82]

@CarpeDonktum And another room full of wedding favors. Say what?

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

I'm not saying Jerry Nadler's pants are pulled up too high... I'm just saying that it looks like they've been conducting their own impeachment probe since the mid 90s.

[Dave Braun @dbchackra82]

@KellyannePolls @RealClearNews What a fool. You not cool Robert Francis

[Kellyanne Conway @KellyannePolls]

Beto on drums & skateboards! Eats hot dogs, jumps on lunch counters (w/dirty shoes)! Look into his mouth at dentist! Impressed? Democrat voters aren't.

26.8 Biden
17.3 Sanders
16.8 Warren
6.5 Harris
4.8 Buttigieg
3.0 Yang
2.8 O'Rourke
2.3 Booker
@RealClearNews poll avg

[Dave Braun @dbchackra82]

@iowahawkblog Change the rules in the middle of the game. Thanks

[Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum]

It would be a shame if this Reply got more Retweets than Hillary's Make a Wish experience.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Boom!

Motion To Compel Brady Material Unsealed: Flynn Took Polygraph In 2016 And Passed https://t.co/wXgvkGFdVJ

[Kellyanne Conway @KellyannePolls]

Even @WashingtonPost editorial board urges Pelosi to put #USMCA to a vote, not "gamble with people's jobs & income": Democrats should give Trump a win on his trade deal with Mexico and Canada https://t.co/k9Da2g18FV #trade

[Dave Braun @dbchackra82]

@GovMikeHuckabee @ryansaavedra @Twitter I comment on tweets. Some get a lot of likes. As soon as I got likes in the hundreds and retweets on a comment the found I violated their rules that didn't even apply! Whatever.

[Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum]

You are correct Jen, she won the game no one was playing.

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

Here are the 3 washed up Republicans running against @realDonaldTrump

Recantation of the 3 Stooges.

President Trump is good at giving people nicknames.

I think he should refer to them as
The 3 Stooges. Who’s with me ?

#The3Stooges