David Churchward

Nobody knows anything about much.

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

@cineworld How do you explain Swindon being an Unlimited Membership Group level 2 when it has none of the partner restaurants, uncomfortable chairs that are practically on the floor, a leaky roof & a lack of film releases you want to see (Surfer, Hollow Road) when Cardiff is Group 1..?

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

@idburton @idburton Talk like that isn't going to secure you a seat on his shit space rocket..

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

@SaveRedlandLibr @TalkingPicsTV Gadzooks! Frau Blücher looks quite a bit different 👍🏻

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

@cineworld Thank you 🌟👍🏻

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

@cineworld Hi there! Acknowledging the refund policy-
Is there any kind of Interstellar like loophole that you'd let me use to switch my Tuesday bookings for Mondays showing at Cheltenhams IMAX - you'd be doing me an almighty favour!

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

@cineworld Hey -
I've just come out of the 17:50 showing of Aquaman 2 at Shaw Ridge Swindon & left my scarf behind. I was sat in F12 or F13. Blue & Grey one it is...And chance this has been found?

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

@Joynsie @cineworld It's driving me a little loopy, Ian!

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

Hey @cineworld -
Is there a known issue as far as booking online / with the App? Keep getting this message for me - but the other people I have saved & can book for are fine?

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

@andynyman @dysonjeremy @HodderBooks Have thoroughly enjoyed & sung the praises of Funland, What Happens Now, This Book is Haunted & Ghost Stories since seeing/reading them-
So this brightens up my day no-end!
Sincere congrats!
Looking forward to being creepily-freaked out by you both all over again!

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

Hey @cineworld -
Quick question for you.
Looking into venue hire for a birthday event and wondered what the options were for the films you can watch? Is it only what's showing or can I pick something like (i.e.) The Batman?

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

@KermodeMovie **SPOILER**
Chief Bromden smothered him with a pillow.

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@NBurnsHowell @RobertBuckland Not sure if my late -life long- Labour/Green voting Father would laugh or cry at the last piece of mail I just collected for him-
Maybe both?
£2.50 for a campaign pamphlet sent with unpaid postage.
Surely should've been hand delivered?
Reprehensible!

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@shaunwkeaveny @edibow @gemcairn It's just lovely to see you...said @gemmog
I agree

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@Herring1967 I knew that early night would pay off! Looking forward to experiencing the phenomenon first-hand for the first time. Cheers, Richard👍🏻

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

@BBCRadio4Extra Was about to listen this when I realised I'd stopped and asked "Is that...Terry Christian?" in almost the exact same way as Stewart Lee asked if it was Joe Pasquale in his garden...

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

@Shudder_UK
I know oft times indie horror can start out by re-creating near perfect mock-ups of the era that inspired it-
But when Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker didn't switch to @MrJeremyGardner After Midnight 5 mins in I guessed something was up! Or am I just missing something?

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

@UMO @gemmog
This was just sent to me by my girlfriend. Was a fantazmo night...not least for the 'wandering through the crowd guitar solo' and the 2nd shot you didn't drink...and your sound guy handed to me 🥃🎸

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@Herring1967 Can you "respectfully" disagree with someone quoting "the rules" after you so blatantly disrespect them?
What a worm...

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@ChrisHewitt Is that the bullsh*t klaxen that someone is desperate to silence in the background?

[David Churchward @dbchurchward]

#watchwithlouis Hey Mr T - as someone who’s watched all your docs- it’s clear your prime directive is to let most situations development naturally in a non-invasive way - but is that harder when the subject is animals or vulnerable human-folk?