Drew Bender

[Drew Bender @dbender307]

@IamDijami Damon Huard

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Drew Bender @dbender307]

@JayhawkSlant @tyran_stokes His first weekend in town should be enjoyable. Super regionals should have the Hog/Phog/McCarthy area packed

[Drew Bender @dbender307]

@bstreetbastard @BarstoolKU You must've missed when it actually mattered

[C3 @C_3C_3]

If White people are a 8% global minority why is diversity pushed in only predominantly White Countries?

Weird.

[Drew Bender @dbender307]

@DQuilici1 @DudespostingWs You're exactly rite!

[Hedgeye @Hedgeye]

The U.S. Dollar has lost 30% of its purchasing power over the last six years

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

by the time i hit 65, over $550k will have gone into social security for me.

at just a 5% return, that could’ve grown to around $1.7M… throwing off about $85k a year.

instead, i’m promised roughly $3k/month… about $36k a year.

yeah… make that make sense.

[Leon @TrpstrLeonOG]

The maximum annual Social Security payroll tax contribution is currently $10,453.20.

If you paid that full amount every year from age 18 until retirement, your maximum Social Security benefit would be about $4,873 per month.

By contrast, if you had invested that same amount annually in a low-cost S&P 500 index fund instead, you could expect roughly $32,583 per month in retirement income.

Social Security is a scam.

[Evan Abrams @EvanHAbrams]

Most 25+ pt, 5+ reb, 5+ ast playoff games last 60 years via @bball_ref…

LeBron: 157
LeBron age 30+: 82
LeBron under age 30: 75
Jordan: 73
Bird: 53
Steph: 53
Kobe: 52

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

In a year you’ll be bragging about catching rotisserie chicken on sale for $30

Everything the government touches turns into AIDS

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

Why is the U.S. exporting record levels of oil if I’m still paying 50% more at the pumps?

Make it make sense.

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

I'm doing a modern remake of 'Mrs Doubtfire' where the Daniel character doesn't use any prosthetics or wigs, and just changes his pronouns. Everyone goes along with it except the mother, who protests. She's branded transphobic and Daniel gets custody of the children.

[Kitler @Kitler512]

I know a little bit about blacks because I listen to the police scanner.

[Mo Khan @mokhanhim]

Jews have the weirdest rules

Can’t use your phones on Saturdays but it’s ok to commit a genocide and be pedophiles 🤣

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

If a tweet could pee sitting down:

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

We bring in $5 trillion. We spend $7 trillion. We borrow the difference. The Fed prints money to cover it.

That's inflation. And inflation is making you poorer.