๐ Oh, the sweet, sweet smell of progressive hypocrisy in the morning.
The Oxford branch of "Stand Up to Racism" has just launched a petition... opposing the government's plan to house 1,250 asylum seekers on a former MoD site in Bicester.
Their devastating reasons?
"Lack of infrastructure."
"Massive strain on local facilities."
"The town might become a far-right target."
"And the facilities aren't good enough for the poor migrants."
Not in my backyard, bigots! This oneโs got rainbow flags on the porch and a "Refugees Welcome" gnome in the garden... until the delivery van actually shows up.
You know, the same "infrastructure" and "facilities" arguments the rest of us have been screaming about for the entire country for years.
But apparently when itโs your charming little market town instead of some working-class area thatโs already been culturally enriched to death, suddenly itโs a crisis.
Stand Up to Racism, everybody. Just not in their town.
Classic.
A Moroccan player makes a throat-slitting gesture while shouting โAllahu Akbarโ after scoring a goal, directly enacting Quranic verses about striking the necks of infidels.
They just have to turn everything into their religious war against non-Muslims. Zero sportsmanship.