pavlov’s dawg 🇵🇸

friend of spiders. really fun at parties. designer, business owner, microkorg operator

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

i love when a guy says a girl is crazy and then after minimal investigation you realize he has been psychologically waterboarding her since last july

[blaire @pissshit90001]

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my TWITTER

[FAGBA1 @JABBA1CKY]

imma stop callin him wemby like we close. Victor Wembanyama is no friend of mine

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[💫 @23Cooked]

They kept doing this to Shai and yall shook ass for it btw

[Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito]

My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
My president is unfortunately still alive
Knicks in 5

[swish @swishismvp]

Meet ethical hoops everyone!

[swinky @swinkying]

Why didn’t u reply to the telepathic thought i sent u

[pavlov’s dawg 🇵🇸 @dbfkeys]

“i think the statue of liberty might get pregnant”

[pavlov’s dawg 🇵🇸 @dbfkeys]

trying to learn violin and i’m very bad and my cat keeps meowing and biting me

[pavlov’s dawg 🇵🇸 @dbfkeys]

don’t hit me up unless it’s to swim

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[Eamonn Brennan @eamonnbrennan]

It took about four bird calls and then the whole gymnasium bought in. Electric

[pavlov’s dawg 🇵🇸 @dbfkeys]

@Grant_Croft @xcowboygeniusx @flvmeprincesss “moved the goalpost” in euphoria character commentary is hilarious 💀

[pavlov’s dawg 🇵🇸 @dbfkeys]

@Grant_Croft @xcowboygeniusx @flvmeprincesss is that success? she literally hung herself in the finale

[pavlov’s dawg 🇵🇸 @dbfkeys]

@rubentothewild @billboardatl i think omitting the funeral and all initial reactions other than ali’s gave the viewer freedom to write that part themselves from their own experiences of loss/addiction or lack thereof. later stoic reactions to losing rue sadly applicable to the reality of OD deaths in america

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[pavlov’s dawg 🇵🇸 @dbfkeys]

@Crvedraw @oyemnassxo idk rue hugging her mom goodbye and her dad hello was pretty whelming to me