dust bunny hostage

Eccl. 3:20 All came from the dust and all return to the dust. **My house isn't dirty, I'm just living in my natural environment** she/her/mom-like💛

[dust bunny hostage @dbhostage]

If someone with synesthesia had been alive to hear Jesus speak, would they have seen red?

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

every time I buy a new notebook there is a brief but powerful moment where I genuinely believe I am about to become the most organized human alive

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Someone edited THE THREE AMIGOS vs. TOMBSTONE and it fits so perfectly 😂🔥

[YOWSA! @_Yowsa_]

Wonder Woman chasing a car on a skateboard is everything I love about cheesy tv shows. Plus, it's Lynda Carter as #WonderWoman. 😍

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Don’t let anyone talk you out of that thirty minute before bed read. Those two hours will be the most relaxing five hours you ever spend.

[dust bunny hostage @dbhostage]

@ronniesquirrel Ooooh!! That’s nice 😍 I have fine straight hair - wonder if it would curl like this.

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

Dear Christians,

Jesus didn’t warn us about LGBTQ people or atheists. He warned us about religious people who love power more than the truth.

I hope this rings a bell.

[dust bunny hostage @dbhostage]

@PastorTrey05 “Shoot, me neither.” I laughed out loud but also, it’s refreshing.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

His family decided he was ready to be left home alone for the first time today. As it turns out, freedom can be a little awkward.

I feel like he climbed on the table just to see what it felt like to be a rebel. 😂

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

you only get:
1 summer with them as a baby
3 as a toddler
5 as a child
3 as a preteen
6 as a teen
so let them run barefoot,
turn on the sprinkler,
cut up the watermelon,
chase fireflies under fading golden skies
because the summers of sticky hands, sun tired kids, and slow evenings filled with the sounds of childhood
do not last forever 🤍

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

9 year old "Hey Dad, I have a pun for you"
"Ooh what is it"?

9 year old "It's like a joke, where you play with words".

I JUST GOT LESLIE NIELSENED BY MY OWN CHILD.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: I can do the Bowie part, but I don't have the upper range to sing the Freddie part.

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

When your cat becomes the most perfect geometric shape ⭕

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

We grew up watching hand drawn Disney and now it's just gone. We don't talk about this enough.

[bonky • exmo priestess @KirtonMcBonky]

🎂 I volunteer to bake birthday cakes for kids in Foster Care/shelters

This girl turning 4 asked for an Elsa cake

I tried sugar work and it turned out so cute! I had 3 mini heart attacks and 1 existential crisis while breaking those sugar glass shards but LOOK AT THIS CAKE!

[Trey Ferguson @PastorTrey05]

Good morning, beloved.

You have what it takes to make a difference.

Today is a great day to overcome evil with good.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

This Dad recorded his music loving daughter's growth over the years. And his consistent reaction is hilarious 😂 ❤️

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

One of my favorite human traits is when someone sees the moon and immediately feels the need to tell someone else to go look at it.

[David Hayward | Artist @nakedpastor]

I just read Virginia Roberts Giuffre's book "Nobody's Girl" and I'm devastated. Especially knowing now she's gone. I drew this cartoon almost 10 years ago to illustrate what women, girls, and men who care are up against: carelessness protected by power. Let's not give up caring.