Dave Birkin

n00b. Lazy over achiever. Massive LFC fan, Music enthusiast (Black Rebel Motorcycle Club etc.) and Nandos officiato. Wow, this is depressing.

[Dave Birkin @dbirkin]

Am I following MTV or heat magazine!? #whathappened #betterinmyday

[Dave Birkin @dbirkin]

“@MTVUK: Adele 'Learning Belly Breathing To Beat Stage Fright' http://t.co/LvBAceAn” Hmm

[Charlie Sheen @charliesheen]

hashtag hash browns!
hashtag flash clowns!
hashtag crash frowns!
hashtag mash gowns!
hashtag porpoise fur

hashtag please stop Charles

[Dave Birkin @dbirkin]

You can find me on the #sexybastard hashtag

[Dave Birkin @dbirkin]

So many carbs <belches> <slips into coma>

[Dave Birkin @dbirkin]

Everyone fakes being fearless. Unless they're just fucking stupid.

[Perez Hilton @PerezHilton]

Be fearless! Or at least fake it well! #Perezism

[Dave Birkin @dbirkin]

I'm a bit sweaty too tbf which just adds to the allure that drives wimmin wild and keeps the gf on her toes ;-D

[Dave Birkin @dbirkin]

Built a whole bedroom's worth of flatpack tonight 3 HOURS. Man points <flexes> oh why yes my lats are that big.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Going to a concert this weekend? See our list of the 10 most annoying concert behaviors: http://t.co/RkvhFkGt

[Dave Birkin @dbirkin]

First tweet! Where's the welcoming committee?